Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Tell me that this man wasn't born to be a Batman villain! 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
To go with Robert Pattinson, sure.
Just spreading some positivity 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Like with most drugs they have to keep upping the dose to be effective.
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You know who you are 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Come on, you know deep in your heart Mr. Poopy Butthole is actually a parasite.
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Meanwhile in Poland - Welcome to the dark side 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
He found the rebel he was looking for.
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The centaur 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Low budget druid.
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You know who you are 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Be like BirdPerson. Bird person actually seems like a great role model. Other than the inter-species pedophilia of course.
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End Game deleted scene 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I'd watch it. Have Deadpool pop in randomly but you never know who he's going for.
May the manager be with you 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
She releases small wasp sized Karens from her hive that hunt down all managers in the area.
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Whoever kills hitler gets free asylum in argentina 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
But the suicide puts it at -1 so down the graph he goes.
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Blursed pokemon 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
...DIABETIC HYPER BEAM!
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I'd choose MAYOR-NEEZE 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
You can never get away from Kepchup.
Thats a lotta damage 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
He grabbed a perk in his skill tree for additional projectiles.
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The fruit of their love 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
It's actually a Beholder from DnD. This one looks kinda tame.
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The first High- Five ever 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Between Brotep and his dawg.
#MakeLoveNotGretaThunberg 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Either that or he didn't prepare anything to say.
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The fruit of their love 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Put that thing back where it came from...
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The ups and downs of life 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
It was the elevator part that really took it to a new level for me.
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This preschool has spiked pencils to help keep the prisoners in 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I'm imagining Boss Baby but with a rattle for a club.
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Sweet home Alabama 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I wonder how he reacts when people ask him that.
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This preschool has spiked pencils to help keep the prisoners in 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Just wow at that preschool department. Do they have a department of preschool internal affairs as well?
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I,ll cut you too 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
The chef special.
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The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That should be either a warning label or inspirational poster, not sure which.
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Teachers pet 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Upvote for that title you clever one you.
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You came to the advanced hood 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Not sure why but the book guy seems terrifying.
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Anon at home 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Is that the new Slenderman?
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