Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Apparently this happen at one point in time. 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
2 1/2 men. Tom Cruise is definitely elevated in this pic. Tom is 5' 7" and Arnold is 6' 2".
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My right shoulder always hurts 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
And why are there like 10 versions of you up here in your head? Is that another demon? Wtf is going on in here?
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GAEMER 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Oh no all of my arch's achievements?
Warlocks need to sleep, also 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
The way he says humans bothers me. Although he does make a good vampire I suppose.
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Pro chef 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Wow that's kinda fucked up. Yes it had face. The one I gave it so I could see it's horrified look before I ate it.
Just be patient 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Starting to realize those happy moments only come once you let go of everything else. Yeah shit sucks sometimes but feeling a certain way about it won't change anything.
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Happy Halloween from the twisted tooth fairy! 29 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Now put on some sunglasses lol.
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Obi one gamover 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Then put a lime in there and shake it all about.
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The dude complaining 20 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Depends on if they ship him back I guess.
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Party like a Russian 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
This is like half the people from that scene in the Matrix where they walk into the Merovingian's bar.
Yep or a puppy 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Maybe, yes, depends on the first question, Chinese, and only if you clean his poops.
Careful what you wish for 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
My terramancer druid is currently the only survivor of 2 almost TPKs. Wildshape is tank nasty.
Good night! 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
no.
Pretty accurate 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Prob over stressed after getting spit on by mutant pigs and had a heart attack. Not even joking.
Pretty accurate 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
It's just hard to get started without TPKing. Took me like 6 attempts before I could more than 3 dungeons without losing half the group. You gotta keep people on rotation so they can hit the pub or get tossed in the asylum lol. And FYI if you do play, FUCK THAT HAG BITCH TO THE BOWELS OF HELL.
Now time for second breakfast mr.Frodo 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Started to laugh, may have thrown up a little instead.
(disclaimer, this is a meme) 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
*This is America plays in the background*
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Hol up 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Should have sent her to N. Korea.
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Gross, why would you brag ffs 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
So wash your clothes?
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That's what I call equality 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I keep seeing this but the only spreading I see is women on the bus who take up two seats for their damn purse.
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Racism bad ,old man good 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Comes with being famous I suppose.
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So basically, this is reposting 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
You can tell he sorta starts to tune him out after awhile. Just a stream of random consciousness coming out of Alex Jones.
Things, That Didn't happen 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That immediate OH NO. I legit responded that in my head a split second before actually reading it lol.
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So he decided to clean himself while sitting on my shoulder! 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I'm a guy and you and the kitty combined are driving my cuteness levels to the limit. If you make me bust out with an audible aww I'm gonna be very upset. Just so you know.
Going down like a horse 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Depends on how much the inheritance is.
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