Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Hand wipes first 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Yes, please continue.
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But what if I just spam it faster? 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Interestingly when you do QA for games that's one of the stress tests you have to do. Mash every button during loading screens to make sure it doesn't crash.
Yummy 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Meatballs instead of apples pls.
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Hrmm I see now do I 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I mean technically this really shouldn't work with the way the field is on the ring (see bethorian's post below) but I would say given the speed fired through that the enlargement occurs as it passes through. The ring itself wouldn't be destroyed regardless as it is a magical item. Probably would work better with a dispel magic item attached somehow.
Hrmm I see now do I 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Give a high misfire rate to balance that nastiness out. DC check of 10 and anything below destroys the barrel as the cannon shot expands.
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Only if I had a date 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Aw now I feel bad. I mean I'll try anything once but that would be new to me. Life is short.
Pika pika! 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Which then leads into a furry fake taxi scene.
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Everything is going that way, so let's see 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Gotta give you something to lose as a final kick in the junk when it's all over.
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Gender studies 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Unless they plan to also teach gender studies, thus perpetuating the cycle. College pyramid scheme?
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Only if I had a date 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Based on your username I don't think you have parts that I prefer.
*sad virginity noises* 11 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Hey it's just been awhile. Stop looking at me like that.
Pretty much. 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Reasons why Excel stops working:
1. Fuck you it needs more resources.
2. You need to use another version that you can't even run on this machine in the first place.
3. Fuck you it's Excel.
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A crunchy good book feeling 12 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Cover to cover lover.
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Thicc 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Thicc for the kits.
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I don't remember that episode 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I think I've watched this one.
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Reminder for those who don't RIP 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I'd like to apply for a management necromancy position if possible.
Skeleboned 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
She ded.
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At any age 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Just a popular place for things to go is all.
When he forgets to warn you 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
To each their own.
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3500 feet 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Good thing they took your water bottle but not that travel size jet fuel.
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Is that Johnny Sins? 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
please leave.
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Warlocks need to sleep, also 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I'm now imagining another larger mouth where his neck is that lifts up when he talks but the face still makes all the expressions.
My right shoulder always hurts 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That he can see. It's like that thing where you stand in between two mirrors and it just keeps going. Usually only about 10 are in unison at any one time.
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