Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Less than 6ft 54 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Did an uncle touch your peepee?
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I don't know if I'm wrong or right 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Yeah what if he's just stuck down there with the rest of us? God's real punishment for hating on his humans was to put him in a pile of shitty ones.
Until they can 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
The manager is suggesting she also get fucked in the ass. Politely.
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It has a mind of its own 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
It's definitely some kind of nerve thing. If I'm sitting and I raise my heel at all it does it on its own.
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Short girls 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
So long as you keep the humor high brow it should go right over her head.
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I bet Putin would kick every president 's ass!! 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
A puppet doesn't cut his own strings.
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What do you WANT??! 9 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
He got scared.
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When you managed to kill amazing IPs 9 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I miss my Mass Effect multiplayer...
And... A new time traveler conspiracy theory sparks up 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Or she has a generic face.
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Bruh moment 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
"PhD."
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Kindflayer 2 11 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I meant the villagers.
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Please, somehow I feel old now. 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Lookin like Dora the Dinosaura with those T-Rex arms.
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You can get it, Margo 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Lol making it sound like a Hellraiser thing. Whispers of the flesh. You opened the box, we came.
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Kindflayer 2 11 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Now kiss.
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He looks good with that ponytail 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Oh yeah he should definitely be Vesemir.
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Holy shit imagine if Triss was white..... Wait, she was 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Yeah but chicks with worms in their ears tend to be a turn-off lol.
If I was them I might've gone AWOL 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
That just sounds like gay with extra steps.
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How should I start meditate? 9 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Interesting, mine would always feel like it started at the base of my neck and spread out to all my nerves until they would feel extremely 'energized' I guess and then I could acutely control the feeling.
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Eat bullets 17 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Wait, funsub = anti-usa site?
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How should I start meditate? 9 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Regular meditation wasn't really doing anything for me so I randomly tried one talking about activating my merkabah and that worked for me. Focusing your thoughts to a singular point felt much easier than trying to empty my mind completely. Was kinda strange but I definitely noticed a difference. First one I ever did was on youtube titled: Guided Meditation To Help Activate Your Merkaba ~ by Wayne Cathcart.
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kinky 1 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Kinkbag.
Identity politics is bullshit 10 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
My bad, I'm a dude and general text assumption goes to he most of the time by default. Yeah don't be afraid of us here when saying semi-political shit. It's the internet and who gives a shit really anyway.
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Identity politics is bullshit 10 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Sit in the corner and think about what you did.
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This is where I spent my 40th birthday. Alone 16.000km from home 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Sounds like a damn good idea.
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Identity politics is bullshit 10 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Did you just pick for him?
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