Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
I actually giggled 14 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
*fires 18 times each*
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I will never wear skinny jeans 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Some weekends those still come out.
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No respect for elders anymore 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
In fact, I'm gonna need you and the rest of the universe to just get off her back about it.
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They know, they just don't care 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Title says it all.
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Alcohol 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
She must be looking at the human heart surgeon version of herself again.
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I am a freelance technician, and I just happen to be working in the underground tunnels 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Looks like it says "Cryogenic Vault" but the second word is harder to read.
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What would You do with it? 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
You now function via photosynthesis.
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I hope my personal ghost is at least hot 9 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Sometimes yes.
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They were one and the same 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
She wouldn't let go.
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Less than 6ft 54 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Did an uncle touch your peepee?
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I don't know if I'm wrong or right 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Yeah what if he's just stuck down there with the rest of us? God's real punishment for hating on his humans was to put him in a pile of shitty ones.
Until they can 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
The manager is suggesting she also get fucked in the ass. Politely.
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It has a mind of its own 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
It's definitely some kind of nerve thing. If I'm sitting and I raise my heel at all it does it on its own.
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Short girls 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
So long as you keep the humor high brow it should go right over her head.
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I bet Putin would kick every president 's ass!! 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
A puppet doesn't cut his own strings.
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What do you WANT??! 9 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
He got scared.
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When you managed to kill amazing IPs 9 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I miss my Mass Effect multiplayer...
And... A new time traveler conspiracy theory sparks up 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Or she has a generic face.
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Bruh moment 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
"PhD."
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Kindflayer 2 11 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I meant the villagers.
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Please, somehow I feel old now. 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Lookin like Dora the Dinosaura with those T-Rex arms.
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You can get it, Margo 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Lol making it sound like a Hellraiser thing. Whispers of the flesh. You opened the box, we came.
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Kindflayer 2 11 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Now kiss.
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He looks good with that ponytail 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Oh yeah he should definitely be Vesemir.
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Holy shit imagine if Triss was white..... Wait, she was 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Yeah but chicks with worms in their ears tend to be a turn-off lol.