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Want a balloon son? 4 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

We all purr down here.

Somebody's got a case of the Monday's 5 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Public transportation in Houston: No buses for an hour, then 3 all stacked up and all full so you can't get on anyway and wait another hour to try again.

Literally can’t tell if this is anti or pro Bernie 2 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

This is like the Boondocks version of Bernie or something.

Photography 100 2 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Free the nipple. Please?

Team Work! 9 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

They're just a really late healer.

I actually giggled 14 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

*fires 18 times each*

I will never wear skinny jeans 3 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Some weekends those still come out.

No respect for elders anymore 8 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

In fact, I'm gonna need you and the rest of the universe to just get off her back about it.

They know, they just don't care 6 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Title says it all.

Alcohol 8 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

She must be looking at the human heart surgeon version of herself again.

I am a freelance technician, and I just happen to be working in the underground tunnels 4 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Looks like it says "Cryogenic Vault" but the second word is harder to read.

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What would You do with it? 4 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

You now function via photosynthesis.

I hope my personal ghost is at least hot 9 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Sometimes yes.

They were one and the same 2 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

She wouldn't let go.

Less than 6ft 54 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Did an uncle touch your peepee?

I don't know if I'm wrong or right 6 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Yeah what if he's just stuck down there with the rest of us? God's real punishment for hating on his humans was to put him in a pile of shitty ones.

Until they can 7 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

The manager is suggesting she also get fucked in the ass. Politely.

It has a mind of its own 7 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

It's definitely some kind of nerve thing. If I'm sitting and I raise my heel at all it does it on its own.

Short girls 3 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

So long as you keep the humor high brow it should go right over her head.

I bet Putin would kick every president 's ass!! 3 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

A puppet doesn't cut his own strings.

What do you WANT??! 9 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

He got scared.

When you managed to kill amazing IPs 9 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

I miss my Mass Effect multiplayer...

And... A new time traveler conspiracy theory sparks up 8 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Or she has a generic face.

Bruh moment 7 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

"PhD."

Kindflayer 2 11 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

I meant the villagers.