Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
It travels faster than you think 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Had to get rid of those protesters somehow.
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*dolphin laugh* 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
"Thanks for all the fish!"
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Good news 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I mean this is technically an offshoot of SARS and MARS but with new branding.
She you were expecting mff, but instead it's mmf 13 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Hey I'll try anything once.
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That's the type of sh*t I can do 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Bet it smells like sand.
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Who ???? are ???? these ???? people ???? 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
^ this x10
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Going to pick the Jock, the nerd might have the power of God AND anime 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Pssh he probably just min-maxed so you gotta catch him on something like a dex or wisdom save.
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Somethings are just universal 10 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
My grandpa had the same thing for when he was a teacher. It's to lower wind resistance.
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Lessons 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Drugs are bad m'kay.
Somethings are just universal 10 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
What they didn't get beat with dreamcatchers? I've been lied to.
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And that's the thing about landlordes 9 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Ours just paints over whatever you tell him is wrong. Hole in the wall? Paint it to match the hole. Sink exploded? Paint over the sink. Window broke? Now its a painted wall.
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Run! 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
wat?
David Tenant and the Oddly Specific Niche 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Not sure if Barty Crouch Jr falls in that category.
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Madlads gang leader he is 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
1 v 30 I think we can forgive his ~10% accuracy assuming the grenades killed some.
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Why are you doing this to me 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Yep, drop the mop.
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Wish me luck guys 10 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Fuck yeah! Just found what Im feeling like is the love of my life at 30 so you never know!
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Forwards, For the Emperor! 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Well hey you got some practice in XD. Mine ended up looking like as if a child was putting makeup on. Sadly the only ones of mine that came out awesome were my Blood Angel variants... called the shit fisters.... (yes actually). They were all pink with splotches of brown and red around the hand and feet. They had a very specific way of killing if you get what I mean.
Growing up 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
The hardest realization concerning that was more of a logical, almost scientific revelation that Asian cultures integrated into their own philosophies. All is in balance one way or another. The equation balances itself, maybe not at the scale and speed of our individual lives but in the end it does. Now this doesn't necessarily apply to good and evil though as those are definitely just societal constructs based on the times. What was a good thing 50 years ago may not be today. Anyway off topic, TLDR: The universe will balance itself one way or another.
Forwards, For the Emperor! 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Looks better than my attempts :D Is that your custom faction or am I forgetting one based on that color scheme?
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Appreciate yourself more 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Should've wished to not be human since apparently we suck in the universe of DBZ.
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"Vegan options" 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
For a place that has 'Hannah's damn fine smashed cherry pie' I doubt they care.
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Im so lonely now 1 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Look it was only 2,486 and at least 90% of them were in agreement, mostly.
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Tell us yours 15 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Just let him know you are following his fine example of leadership quality.
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Take me to someone else's leader 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
The lizard people dont even care anymore.
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