Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Ooferino 3 comments
nightkami · 16 weeks ago
~Bang-arang-atang~
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F**k you Karen!! 3 comments
nightkami · 16 weeks ago
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
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June 2020 Apocalypse teaser 3 comments
nightkami · 16 weeks ago
That's like expecting ice to return to Iceland.
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DnD - Possession is 9/10ths of the Campaign 2 comments
nightkami · 16 weeks ago
Rework into a cavalier!
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I met her in my master's. But where do people meet new people now ??(Not apps) 3 comments
nightkami · 17 weeks ago
Met my love at a DnD gathering. Turns out they were really into roleplay.
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And no mini doughnuts or slideshows 2 comments
nightkami · 17 weeks ago
All mine does is forward company emails to us... that we already receive. So not much difference here.
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DLC 2020 11 comments
nightkami · 17 weeks ago
What you don't trust your fellow specter of death?
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Annoy all humans 7 comments
nightkami · 17 weeks ago
But do you miss God Bender?
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Fu*king furries 4 comments
nightkami · 17 weeks ago
What, did you expect the wolf to shoot by pulling his tail?
*Says Ok boomer to myself* 3 comments
nightkami · 18 weeks ago
Yeah she doesn't like that either. Said it was too painful.
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Some Orange Dude.. 3 comments
nightkami · 18 weeks ago
Just spit on his tail and he ded. Done bruh.
IT guys 5 comments
nightkami · 18 weeks ago
You would be unpleasantly surprised. The age ranges too from 20-60 in my company with some making 6 figures and yet can't be bothered. Job security I suppose.
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Relatable 3 comments
nightkami · 18 weeks ago
The key is not admitting those things to anyone, not even yourself.
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It travels faster than you think 3 comments
nightkami · 19 weeks ago
Had to get rid of those protesters somehow.
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*dolphin laugh* 2 comments
nightkami · 19 weeks ago
"Thanks for all the fish!"
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Good news 2 comments
nightkami · 21 weeks ago
I mean this is technically an offshoot of SARS and MARS but with new branding.
She you were expecting mff, but instead it's mmf 13 comments
nightkami · 21 weeks ago
Hey I'll try anything once.
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That's the type of sh*t I can do 6 comments
nightkami · 21 weeks ago
Bet it smells like sand.
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Who ???? are ???? these ???? people ???? 8 comments
nightkami · 21 weeks ago
^ this x10
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Going to pick the Jock, the nerd might have the power of God AND anime 3 comments
nightkami · 22 weeks ago
Pssh he probably just min-maxed so you gotta catch him on something like a dex or wisdom save.
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Somethings are just universal 10 comments
nightkami · 22 weeks ago
My grandpa had the same thing for when he was a teacher. It's to lower wind resistance.
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Lessons 6 comments
nightkami · 22 weeks ago
Drugs are bad m'kay.
Somethings are just universal 10 comments
nightkami · 22 weeks ago
What they didn't get beat with dreamcatchers? I've been lied to.
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And that's the thing about landlordes 9 comments
nightkami · 22 weeks ago
Ours just paints over whatever you tell him is wrong. Hole in the wall? Paint it to match the hole. Sink exploded? Paint over the sink. Window broke? Now its a painted wall.
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Run! 5 comments
nightkami · 22 weeks ago
wat?