Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Blur the redline 34 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I legit did not understand what she was talking about for awhile. I assume this is a race thing? Cause if that's the case then I'm a white guy that even with hard working parents could never afford to give me some shit like that. They couldnt even afford to help me get a car or anything like that.
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Desk duty is for the weak 22 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
But his fist is the key that opens the lock...
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Boar Papi will provide 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Boar Papi likes to feel pretty sometimes when he goes out with the kids.
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Finally something good on tv 19 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
~Now kiss!
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Chads 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
You skipped Delta: Has had sex once and thinks they're the expert now.
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Tilted benches in a food court so customers would leave sooner - literal 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
What you don't want to see pucker-back chairs?
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Tristan and Isolde by Edmund Blair Leighton 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Dude in the background is like, "This young one spitteth that game, indeed."
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*distant WAAAAAGH sounds* 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Aw he's da Orky daddy.
The Gisney princess we deserve 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
The book about the movie provides so many awesome little details and was in a way better.
Expensive lesson 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Or flextape.
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Wouldn't it be cool? 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Splinter Cell: Conviction
Pretty much 13 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Go big or go home.
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Ooferino 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
~Bang-arang-atang~
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F**k you Karen!! 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
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June 2020 Apocalypse teaser 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
That's like expecting ice to return to Iceland.
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DnD - Possession is 9/10ths of the Campaign 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Rework into a cavalier!
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I met her in my master's. But where do people meet new people now ??(Not apps) 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Met my love at a DnD gathering. Turns out they were really into roleplay.
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And no mini doughnuts or slideshows 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
All mine does is forward company emails to us... that we already receive. So not much difference here.
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DLC 2020 11 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
What you don't trust your fellow specter of death?
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Annoy all humans 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
But do you miss God Bender?
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Fu*king furries 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
What, did you expect the wolf to shoot by pulling his tail?
*Says Ok boomer to myself* 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Yeah she doesn't like that either. Said it was too painful.
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Some Orange Dude.. 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Just spit on his tail and he ded. Done bruh.
IT guys 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
You would be unpleasantly surprised. The age ranges too from 20-60 in my company with some making 6 figures and yet can't be bothered. Job security I suppose.
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Relatable 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
The key is not admitting those things to anyone, not even yourself.
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