Ryan Cortes

nightkami

Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.
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Drive Thru Strip Club in Houston TX 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Dude, the people down here in Houston won't fucking quarantine for anyone's sake. At what point can we just start fucking separating the selfish assholes from society?
This young lady, standing her ground 23 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Wow totally not the point here. Why tf would you be like this with anyone?
Government issued fish filet only 13 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
What about fish dicks?
It do be that way though 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
This meme would probably be just as valid with that one where the kid puts the stick in his own bicycle tires and falls over.
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Logic too much? 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
If you ain't first yer last!
Its a start 11 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Pace yourself and when you find the urge kicking in, get up and go do something, anything that isn't fulfilling that urge. Fucking run down the street if you have to.
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Anon is a master gynecologist 4 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
You cant fool me Quentin Tarantino!
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Any mask is better than no mask, right? 9 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Oh look! A Karen!
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Gorgon x Centaur 4 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Maybe it's Neigh-belline.
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Winners of the Miss Beautiful Spine contest, cervical 1956 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Baby got back!
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This hotel is only for true believers 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
They're web developers.
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It's been a while 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Clean up, keep it going. Now the next one will take awhile.
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The health director of Los Angeles looks like the most unhealthy person ever! 9 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Job opening was misleading. This lady is a reaper and thought she was 'directing' health.
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Hmm 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Couple of jabronis looks like
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Badass 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
This was my rule even before COVID.
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That should do it 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Im not even part of that generation but agree. Plus being that way doesn't solve anything or help the situation.
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I captured the essence of San Francisco. Drunk santa peeing while an animal shits on the 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Yep actually a little flatter than usual.
The boomer griller had enough 1 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
I bet he only wears a face mask as underwear to defy everything.
repent 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Without skepticism in one's heart we would walk off cliffs willingly.
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My cat went full bran today 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
...and become the three-eyed feline! Woe is he who is hunted by it!
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Stairs with drawers 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Or walking up the stairs and your toe catches the edge of a drawer which then pulls out under you and you faceplant.
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I didn't start the Ohio hate, but it's my responsibility to keep it going 11 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Probably whatever horrible thing Jersey did too.
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My Costco had toilet paper and it was very well organized and the people were civil 6 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
During the first month of quarantine my local Walmart had armed security guarding the TP to ensure limits.
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50 Cans of Pringles, 15 Liters of Pop, and a Weed Beanie 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
For a second it looked like he was badly photoshopped into the basket itself.
A kittens baby teeth 4 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Snarf Snarf?
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