I feel like there's a racist joke in there somewhere.

Are you feeling froggy?

If you see those as your only options then you are indeed.

Fair enough.

Ah, wonderful isn't it? Just recently tried a hand in that myself.

Do you have previous experience?

You're assuming that's a woman.

That's exactly what's NOT happening apparently.

Your left hand is a whore then.

Also, should I be feeling fingernails?

Yep and LoTR is just a slow burn. You saw Frodo and Sam, right?

Yep, my folks husky bolted out the front door and wandered for like 12 hours then came back like nothing. Also, she came back pregnant.

Lol it's like a cruel joke. A fish called beta always trying to be the alpha.