Doth want not the words, but the quill itself!

And a surprising number of moats.

What, did Big Al say so?

@happy_frog thanks, I might start using that actually. Thanks for the post too!

Thank you for that wonderful mental image of Trump unwrapping himself to reveal one of those marshmellowy things that looks like a peanut and Pence just nomming away.

I feel like there's a racist joke in there somewhere.

Are you feeling froggy?

If you see those as your only options then you are indeed.

Fair enough.

Ah, wonderful isn't it? Just recently tried a hand in that myself.

Do you have previous experience?

You're assuming that's a woman.

That's exactly what's NOT happening apparently.

Your left hand is a whore then.

Also, should I be feeling fingernails?