Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Job interview 1 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
The younger years of that pigeon lady in home alone.
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Sadly we wouldn‘t even have this problem if it could be solved with logic 6 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
I love it. My kinda jokes right there.
Everything changed when fire nation attacked 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
The real result of the Fire Nation and Earth Nation combining forces.
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Labored peevish Jay 15 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Exhausting. You smoke that much and your head just feels all messed up.
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This was a strange film 12 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
@dr_richard_ew Is there really a wrong hole?
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The Crown writers after watching Oprah's interview with Harry and Meghan 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Cause it's all bullshit. Megan wanted to talk about how ashamed she was to admit having 'suicidal' thoughts to anyone but then comes on National TV admitting it without really any issue? Like... what? Did you switch characters or something?
Mile high breakup club 6 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
There's the real issue. XD
Nevermore, motherclucker 1 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Lol that's the catch. It only tells you frightening truths.
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Green new deal 19 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
@famousone, Hi, name's nightkami. Just here to apparently get called fucking stupid by someone who is an absolute jackass . Nice to meet ya.
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Green new deal 19 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
You're just an angry little guy aren't you?
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Green new deal 19 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Yes and conservatives were immediately attempting to claim this was the fault of green energy which actually only provides 20% of the current load.
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Alcoholic foolish disheveled Fish 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
I had a house cat who refused to shit in the house or eat our food. Demanded to be let out to crap in the yard and ate all the birds and squirrels in the area. loved that damn cat.
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This door can close either doorway 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
So take a shit or get out?
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I-I hope she's not his mom 5 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Is it just me or does that look like tie fighters in the first panel?
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Hiya do you think someone’s pain is your pleasure too 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Well that would help with the weight gain
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HOW 4 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Double the gender, double the balls.
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We live in interesting times. 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
It's still gonna be space travel, godammit!
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Dogs are dangerous in Japan 4 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Worth it.
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yes 5 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Looks like a reference to the double slit experiment demonstrating the properties of light.
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300+ 1 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
I knew I had the body of a spartan!
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Idc about the content, the pic was fun 4 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
It looks like he's injecting da boob
Oh... Hey :) 1 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
There's about to be another child of surprise.
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You promised 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
I'd like to play with my food first please.
This was a clusterf*ck 10 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Well with our movement through space, there must be some special condition that allows those moments of time to exist simultaneously without technically being in the same location.
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I have several questions 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Someone got shitfaced.
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