Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Nope don’t like that 8 comments
nightkami · 22 weeks ago
No, that would be the Snoose. The snake-goose. A full mouth of fangs, each one poisonous and it honks as it bites you.
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Can cows swim and other things my brain wants to know at 3am 6 comments
nightkami · 22 weeks ago
They swim like dog.
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Mind your bath 7 comments
nightkami · 23 weeks ago
Thats probably how you get a shojo on your hands.
This cannon interests me 5 comments
nightkami · 23 weeks ago
Depends on which texts you read. Some suggest that the first demon was actually Lilith, Adam's first wife. She was made from the same dust that he was and refused to be subservient. That's why the next wife was made from his rib.
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I accept 3 comments
nightkami · 24 weeks ago
She's a succubus, just go with it.
Guess this is life now 1 comments
nightkami · 24 weeks ago
Now that I'm 30 I want to do all 3!
HP marathons all the way 9 comments
nightkami · 24 weeks ago
I've rewatched the entirety of Supernatural 9 times now just because. It used to be my background to everything.
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Anyone help me out? 5 comments
nightkami · 25 weeks ago
Valheim
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The MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON 1 comments
nightkami · 25 weeks ago
Yeah and it's trying to merge a file from a SharePoint and now it's having a seizure. Fuck me.
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I found this for our resident latex/bondage "guy" 3 comments
nightkami · 25 weeks ago
Tie me up and feed me fries, please.
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You nailed it, Drewis 2 comments
nightkami · 26 weeks ago
Plot Twist: It's a toxic workplace.
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T is for Taiwan, China's next conquest 4 comments
nightkami · 26 weeks ago
Was probably thinking "I'm not getting in trouble for hitting another civvie dammit!"
Now I see why 2 comments
nightkami · 27 weeks ago
That boy reached all the way in her catalytic converter.
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“I see this as an absolute win.” 4 comments
nightkami · 27 weeks ago
I just threw up a little bit, thanks.
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Disney on ice 2 comments
nightkami · 27 weeks ago
*gahyuck!*
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Everyone came except him 6 comments
nightkami · 27 weeks ago
He's standing perfectly still though
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That's what my ex called me 2 comments
nightkami · 28 weeks ago
And when the parents come around, tell them he shouldn't cry so much that it looks like they were hit with water balloons.
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Round about 3 2 comments
nightkami · 28 weeks ago
I've been playing too much Valheim. Totally was just like "Yeah 1 tin, 2 copper, duh"
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Beware the S P A N K O 2 comments
nightkami · 29 weeks ago
Looks like she has a whip too. Got that kink going.
Get reckt noob 2 comments
nightkami · 29 weeks ago
Serpentine!
On contradictions 2 comments
nightkami · 30 weeks ago
Every living man is a paradox unto himself and only ceases to be so in death.
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Good job king 4 comments
nightkami · 30 weeks ago
Has anyone else pulled off the 900 like he did?
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Job interview 1 comments
nightkami · 31 weeks ago
The younger years of that pigeon lady in home alone.
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Sadly we wouldn‘t even have this problem if it could be solved with logic 6 comments
nightkami · 31 weeks ago
I love it. My kinda jokes right there.
Everything changed when fire nation attacked 2 comments
nightkami · 31 weeks ago
The real result of the Fire Nation and Earth Nation combining forces.
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