You're black? That's not at all how I envisioned you...

It was almost nice today. Almost. Snow was on the ground, but I couldn't see my breath so that was nice

It's cold here and it snows a lot. Is Texas warmer?

Colorado

But you're American! Don't Americans revere the groundhog?

So groundhog's day is on your birthday, huh? How do you feel about that?

Hi! Your birthday's coming up! Are you excited because goddammit I'm excited!

But isn't it kind of odd to think that people pair your words and your ideas with a face totally different from yours? That they create a face to talk to when you haven't given them one?

I don't think I've ever seen a selfie of you

Platinum blonde hair and light green eyes, dresses in blue and grey a lot

It's so weird hearing how other people picture you... I have really long brown hair and light green eyes so you're not far off at all

Zucchini

Well I was a bit influenced by your latest selfie, so that somewhat changed how I imagined you :)

An Oriental guy with longish black hair, a pointed face, and a wardrobe of mostly black and sometimes very dark grey. I'm not trying to be racist in the slightest; that's just how I imagined you.

A child borne of the internet - glasses, curly shoulder-length light brown hair; a girl with a penchant for fruit salad (though you've denied this)

Does the username influence how you picture the person? For example, I imagine you as a typical Irish girl because of your username. Is it like that with you?

Honestly? like a 15 year old girl with dark brown hair and large glasses...

A girl with bright red hair and a small, pointed face- basically the human incarnate of your username

Snooki accent?

Er... English? Australian? Cockney?

whoa whOA WHOA I just looked up this guy and oh my god he hates moreos with a PASSION