How do you get a baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips

Your mom

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared”
Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Q. What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew
A. A boy scout comes home from camp

It would be a shame if someone were to set them on fire

"Dickish"

Middle school relationships

No this isnt true because if we wore a bra to big then the fabric will cave in and it will look weird

I sang it

Thats not a snail it looks pike something you see in Men In Black

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