As a Norwegian, this is wierd to me. Everyone here drives stickshitf, and only a handful doesn't learn it. And it's really not that hard at all.

That girl in front, what's her name?

Looks like a dogaroo.

Who is he?

That woman is Danish, and runs a shelter in Nigeria, if I remember correctly. She found him, after the child was labeled as a witch, and left alone. The woman actually needed 24h protection when the story came out, because she was being targeted for helping out an outcasted witch...

In Norway we have a saying: "det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlig klær", which rhymes and tanslates to "no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothes" which ufortunately don't rhyme.
But you can bet that every Norwegian kid has gotten that line from their parent when complaining about the weather, which of course happens a lot when living in the artic..
That's the daily dose of Norwegian funfacts.

Despite Norwegians crazy binge-drinking habits, we do have surprisingly good livers, all thanks to liver crossfit.

I would turn it the other way around, so that most people are told to go away, but the one's that make it in to my home is told to "come in" everytime they try to leave.

Why does it say FunSubstance on the side? Is it a new kind of watermark?

This bread sounds a bit..not so good. All white flour and sugar? We only eat homemade bread, with no sugar and and lots of wholewheat, oats etc and it is delicios!

King Harald and Queen Sonja are the best, so sweet.