Norwegiangirl

norwegiangirl


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Sucks for them 24 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
But the Netherlands and Denmark are also "the west"....
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Messenger of god 4 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
@grimreaper this is the kind of post that you should´ve posted to celebrate the aniversary!
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"Biiiitch" 4 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
this is an accurate description of what it´s like to be the youngest sibling.
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I think it's called freind...ship? 10 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
Yes, but I know why. I had a dream we were dating, so when I woke up, I had a crush of the dream version of them.
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Besties! 10 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
Screw blood brothers, I wanna be cucumber cousins with someone!
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Dammit 1 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
I once licked a an envelope at work, before I realized it was self sealing, and did not need help from my tongue.
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My bloody nose was a cocaine addiction 2 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
Liked for the title.
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Dead c*ckroach at work 4 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
Poor little fella. Hope they had a funeral
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At my local dog park today 12 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
Oh yeez... Lighten up! The dog was of course named for that joke to be made.
At my local dog park today 12 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
Was it a bitch? (as in female dog)
Good guy 2 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
Over 10 years ago, to my knowledge.
Norwegians voting for the name of a town 8 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
We have a town called Hell, yes, but that wasn't a problem until we started to learn English. Because it doesnt mean hell in Norwegian, thankfully lol.
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Norwegians voting for the name of a town 8 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
It's not for a town, it's for a county actually.
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That's even more brutal than Mi Lai Massacre 15 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
It wasnt too bad: pølse med bacon is the direct translation, but it's just a description, not the name that's used by Norwegians. But everyone would of course understand what you meant
That's even more brutal than Mi Lai Massacre 15 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
No, it's called baconpølse.
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LMAO 10 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
It's photoshopped
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*Laughs in Norwegian* 11 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
You have TV, a music room, nice room with couches and pool tables.
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How else are we suppose to rewrite facts?! 4 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
"Use your own words"
Me: uhjnk kfsty løoiur
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Shame on you 6 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
Hugh Jazz.. Didnt get it before I read it out loud.
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Awkward days 5 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
In Norwegian it´s called "romjul". I don't know the origin of the word, but "rom" can be used as the word for "space", both general space and outer space. So as a kid I always envisioned it as "space-christmas" with lots of stars.
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Just in case 8 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
it means whore
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Words 49 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
Islandic is basically old norse. Norwegians settled there when old norse was spoken, and it just stayed. Some things have changed ofc, but not too much.
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Tag yourself 22 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
These exist in Norwegian too.
Humans vs animals 19 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
What?
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This neighborhood uses different street lights than the rest of the city 6 comments
norwegiangirl · 7 years ago
They're just as good or even better. But from the air, the old ones looks better because they seem to give off more light. But thats actually just the light pollution. Google LED street lights vs normal street lights, and you see the difference.
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