It’s 3 AM, just got home drunk after a night out. I like this.

Norwegian salmon is delicious. But this is just wrong

Looks like you’re squeezing it

Looks a lot like the new Norwegian bills. And let me tell you, different sizes are golden. And even more so, different colors. I hate that every bill is green in the U.S., it takes so much longer for me to find the right amout. Or see if I have 4 or 200 dollars

It lives in eyelashes

Jewellery holders and a back bird with a long, bent neck

What am I looking at?

American strawberries (and Spanish, which we have out of season here) tastes like plastic. But the Norwegian ones, mmmm. They’re snakker but they smell and taste a lot and it’s the best

A firefighter was injured. Severely I think

What happened?