One of my friends put his ds in a ziploc bag

Satan probably still works at McGronalds

IT'S A FRICKIN' DODUO

maybe you, I don't know, like their personality instead of their looks?

THIS IS SO CRUEL. ONE OF MY FRIENDS FAVORITE CHARACTERS DIED LIKE A MONTH AGO AND SHE IS STILL DEPRESSED.

My sister's "ear holes" are rectangular. just saying

I knew I had been missing something in my life

pronounced I an or E an?

It has never taken me ten hours to finish a book

Man. I always see stuff like this and am like "You know, I wish I had a talent or something."

I actually enjoy reading upside-down. I'm weird...

Dark pink. would much rather have purple. purple is cool

this is what "roll down the windows" really means

Most of the time I don't get this, but people in my science class (last of the day) are always like "five minutes left in class? Better put up the chairs!"

YAS! I DO THIS AND MY ENTIRE FOOT JUST GOES NUMB FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES. IT FRICKIN HURTS

Charlie Brown must be in one of those cars

probably had frickin nuclear fusion own there

When you see the person standing behind the tree.

The Duckface: never again...

I would appreciate if you would elaborate on the "butt sex" part

I always make sure to hold my lower jaw in place and move my entire neck when I eat.

Gotta take some time to get used to those weird Earth customs...

I think this really personifies the United States.

This cat is walking to the beat of my music.