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not_a_platypus


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Absolutely brilliant. 13 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
One of my friends put his ds in a ziploc bag
All hail McDonalds 6 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
Satan probably still works at McGronalds
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This is what 5 day old Emus look like 4 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
IT'S A FRICKIN' DODUO
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It just happened on me... So weird 20 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
maybe you, I don't know, like their personality instead of their looks?
Getting the job done 6 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
THIS IS SO CRUEL. ONE OF MY FRIENDS FAVORITE CHARACTERS DIED LIKE A MONTH AGO AND SHE IS STILL DEPRESSED.
They Just Don't Work For Me 31 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
My sister's "ear holes" are rectangular. just saying
No one swirls and twirls like Gaston 6 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
I knew I had been missing something in my life
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ouch 34 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
pronounced I an or E an?
Pew, pew 7 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
It has never taken me ten hours to finish a book
This is completely screwed up 19 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
Man. I always see stuff like this and am like "You know, I wish I had a talent or something."
Is it really that hard? 36 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
I actually enjoy reading upside-down. I'm weird...
Damn it! Mine is purple. What color does the chart give you? 124 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
Dark pink. would much rather have purple. purple is cool
To the posts "Only 90s kids remember" 7 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
this is what "roll down the windows" really means
I'm just trying to get to class on time! 10 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
Most of the time I don't get this, but people in my science class (last of the day) are always like "five minutes left in class? Better put up the chairs!"
You can feel everything is over 7 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
YAS! I DO THIS AND MY ENTIRE FOOT JUST GOES NUMB FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES. IT FRICKIN HURTS
Isolated showers 10 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
Charlie Brown must be in one of those cars
Dexter's crazy electricity bill 10 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
probably had frickin nuclear fusion own there
The hoia baciu forest 34 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
When you see the person standing behind the tree.
I knew it! 3 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
The Duckface: never again...
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Chocolate to send you straight to heaven 30 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
I would appreciate if you would elaborate on the "butt sex" part
Such a mind f*ck. 20 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
I always make sure to hold my lower jaw in place and move my entire neck when I eat.
Superman has learned, at last 11 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
Gotta take some time to get used to those weird Earth customs...
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The foam on my beer looks like the United States 9 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
I think this really personifies the United States.
I can't stop laughing. 7 comments
not_a_platypus · 5 years ago
This cat is walking to the beat of my music.