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I'm tottally not that very cool and handsome and extremely funny person GSpike

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Dont try to understand us. 6 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Not even a magical being can understand this strange species of animals. (It's a joke guise)

Moms are wise 10 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Then hell is when Lucifer takes people before God can so they don't have to be decorations.

The Mirror of Erised 1 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Poor Harry, just wants to be with his parents.

This deer looks like it has really strange antlers 7 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Antlers? Those are fucking trees.

NOP. 14 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

*chokes on tiniest piece of rice*

*Raises hand* 31 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Baptism? Puh-leaze that is for people with inferior minds, I worship Shrek and we don't have silly water on our face we get ANAL EUPHORIA.

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not_gspike · 9 years ago

http://goo.gl/KOsGLf

some people on the Internet 20 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

http://goo.gl/iI4TmR

Why do they hate children? Why is someone doing that? 50 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Some people just want to want the world burn.

That's a baller move 7 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Forget take out, smoke weed.

Guy Buys 1956 Home, gets a Kitchen Left Untouched for Over 50-Years 16 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

But it looks FABULOUUUS!

Fear is Love 29 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Well that's one way to do population control.

Omg what 6 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Well that took an unexpected turn.

Poor little planet 2 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

The little planet that could, but doesn't want to.

Drake is a good role model 4 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

I wouldn't consider that a problem.

*Raises hand* 31 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

I dot understand why when I put my name, Poopslinger420, it always has a red line under it. It's a very common name.

British soldiers liberated from a Japanese POW camp in Sumatra 26 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

It is rumored that they made them play the legend of Zelda ocarina of time in the camps. But they only played the water temple until released or killed. True torture.

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How many ducks to equal one bear. 3 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

I'm very glad I can now use this information in my daily life.

14 · Edited 9 years ago

A good metaphor for life... 4 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Atleast you get some chunks of solid food left but nobody likes that right?

When you see it 18 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

I don't see anything, just a floating head.

Note taking tips for exams 3 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

I always use outline, it's very efficient and really highlights the key points.

Note taking tips for exams 3 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

I always do worse when I study for some reason, I would guess it's because since you study it gives more stress which makes you doubt you answer which ultimately makes you up down the wrong answer. It might be something else but I'm not sure.

Well then 3 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

How dare you point out my flaws and hypocrisy.

Made for an awkward family dinner 13 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Are you a guy? Because if you are he might be subtly calling you gay. I might be wrong though.

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Hail lucifer 3 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Do you have muffins in hell?