Technically, for it to mean "No more", it would be "ne plus".

This one time my brother told me while he was in line for a coffee, he heard a customer complaining that her chai latte had milk in it...

Okay but who the fuck goes from "That lady sold my son a car for 15 dollars" to "she must be a child abuser"? That's a pretty big jump.

Too fucking soon.

No one knows what gender Crona is, from Soul Eater.

Cosplay at its finest

She literally told him she has a real sword wtf

Would he enjoy brownies?

As someone who gets panic attacks very, very often, it sincerely offends me when people compare being offended to getting triggered.

What about just filming it with one and sending the video to the others???

I'd have enough to change my name.

My brother, who uses his phone while driving 99% of the time, showed me this two days ago and I said "I'm gonna do this to you next time." and he was like "no, don’t. Thats creepy." -_-

Yeah, but Aristotle believed strongly in slavery, too...

Now THERE is a clock that looks like a bomb.

Once i was on the verge of tears because I got a 96% on a test instead of the 100% I usually get in that class, and everyone, including the teacher, were like "stfu ur good". But I think the thing that really bothered me was I only got one question wrong. It's just every question was worth 4%.

Last week I was wearing t-shirts and no jacket. Today i had to walk through hail. Wtf, canada?
In other news these children are adorable :3

"What have you done?"

It's my dream hair styling tbh

That's not even the first thing that comes to mind, I had to go back and read the post to figure it out. It's a bit of a stretch. :/

This is not the kind of bone I had hoped for

Daesung, you liar...
You've always been handsome.

What movie?