It's like the second one is there for moral support.

All I could think about was Abby giving Bert to DiNozzo after early getting blown up, and it "farting".

Remember to bee yourself.

No. We were told to ignore Hitler. Don't summon him here. Geez.

Same!

@folk_the_lore
Yes. Yes you did. :)

This is the first time I have publicly announced my shipping of persons. I feel somewhat accomplished.

Wait. EVERYTHING FOLK_THE_LORE HAS INVOLVES THE BODY, MIND, AND SPIRIT HE/SHE CURRENTLY OCCUPIES, SO LOVEISFRIES WINS MORE THAN BARGAINED FOR! TUNE IN TOMORROW TO SEE WHAT NEXT AWAITS THIS HAPPILY SURPRISED NEW COUPLE!

That's what she said. Badumtisss.

Dr Harley Quintzel before she became Harley Quinn.

YES.

No, no, no. It is Bendafinch Customsmatch.

I wouldn't say unlucky. People kept hiring him.

I THOUGHT WE HAD AGREED TO NOT TALK ABOUT THE BAD WOLF!?

I'm with you on being fat. I try to do the balanced diet thing, but it is hard to do when you work at a pizza joint for 9 months. We have very little that is healthy, so I eat in moderation. Happily enough, I pulled out one of my favorite shirts which hasn't fit me for a while, and now I can fit in it again. You will get there! I will motivate you!

Unfortunately, not everyone does that.

It is somewhat of a good idea to have your significant other labeled as such in case of an emergency, so whomever is helping you will be able to easily find who to call in your contacts.

It would be really screwed up if it were true.

Have you considered researching it? Half of what you said is true. The other half? Not so much. I'm having a hard time believing your story when there is a boatload of research that goes against what you are saying. I'm sorry to hear about the attack. Was there any permanentry damage?

Pretty sure what you lost due to that was water weight, glycogen, a bit of muscle mass, and some calcium deficiency, which is kinda unhealthy in that sense. In your normal saline drip line, there are no nutrients for your body.