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Why is Destiel not canon yet? 6 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
Unless you hid them to protect him.
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Props to this judge for putting two horrible parents in their place! 7 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
I took a Law Studies class in senior year of high school. It was amazing.
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Why is Destiel not canon yet? 6 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
Denial isn't just the name of a river, Castiel. You know that.
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Pokéfeels Pt 2 11 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
Yes. Cubone. :(
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When I hear Westboro Baptist Church wants to go protest ISIS in Iraq 8 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
That was in 2014. Someone offered to even fly them out there.
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Why? 4 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
Fire Boppit 25 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
I have a notch on my right ear.
Pie is awesome 15 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
That's why you won't win the election.
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That would test even Minervas' patience 5 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
This... this is awesome.
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Perfect jobs for superheroes 14 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
I feel like the opposite would happen, and it would end up superheating the pizza. Then again, the deliveries may be a short distance, so it may not have that much of an effect on it, especially if they are in a delivery bag.
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Everyone was warned not to touch him 23 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
Y'know.... itis my daughter's 6th birthday today, so I was all happy and cheery until I read this. I've read this numerous times, and it gets to me each time.
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Cat comeback 21 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
That escalate quickly.
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PANIC 5 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
Hasn't this guy ever heard of, closing the god-damn blinds!? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
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Star Trek text posts [10/?] 4 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
It was a very good movie. I like the banter they created between Spock and Bones.
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cooing dinosaurs? 12 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
Why not all of the above?
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Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain 12 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
Don't say that in front of Nicholas Cage. He may try to steal Tom Hanks.
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Things I've lost in life 14 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
Does this box have anything to do with socks lost throughout the ages by everyone?
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cooing dinosaurs? 12 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
Voiced by Samuel L Jackson.
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What a horrible thing to say! 7 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
Not human.
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Thank you friend 8 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
I want the dog as well. So cute.
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Nanny dogs 15 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
Chihuahuas were bred from the tears of Satan. Evil creatures. I prefer Shepherds, Labs, Rotts, and Pitbulls.
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A comp 16 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
I hate this one as well:
"Can I say something without you getting mad?"
Like, I'm now mad that you said it like that, so no, you can't say anything without me getting mad.
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I don't know why I find this so funny 10 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
With the fur!
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How a fathers' rules should look like 7 comments
novelus · 8 years ago
As a father, I can tell you the punishment is implied.
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