Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.

No. It is a clown. Didn't you read the title?

Uh, clearly you've never had a Captain and Coke. Tastes far better than a Captain and Pepsi.

It's alright.

Orlando.

Yesssss. Please do this.

Uh, no. My enemies are not worthy of hedgecakes.

Hell. His videos are on Netflix.

Those things are for people that may have tried too hard and couldn't find what they are looking for.

It can probably be submerged.

Do you have a flag?

http://www.snopes.com/doctor-saves-baby-karma/

http://www.biography.com/people/amerigo-vespucci-9517978
He definitely was an explorer.

Mah bad. Lol

Personally, I am partially to Amerigo Vespucci, considering the Americas were named after him. Jussayin'.

When I was in high school, "Spirit Week" was the week that led up to Homecoming. Each day had a different theme.

I said "noot" the other day. She tried to stab me for it.

Aha! Someone stab her, for she said "noots"! Oh, how the tables have turned!