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novelus


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Just a friendly reminder of how unattractive you are 29 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Well, there is a tiger pit in the Bronx Zoo.
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Nooooooooooo 4 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Twice.
How to officially be a Pirate 9 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Or, it is false advertising like many places use with pictures. One never knows.
Swimming cube of cheese 13 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Nope. Definitely a cowfish.
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I'm poor and girls still like me 2 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
What if I told you that even without a girlfriend, you can have an empty wallet.
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He has spoken 9 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Benefold Cupholdensmatch.
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Good friendship 5 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Depends on what you are feeding them, and what religion they are.
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*smashes button* 8 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
If done correctly. If not, then everyone suddenly has to contend with being on the same playing field as everyone else, and then suddenly the prices go up on everything.
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*sighs in elvish* 6 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
He was right, though. He told Neo he would become an agent.
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Where's the stain 9 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Vinegar and peroxide.
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Trust yourself. Get back up. Now. 5 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Then hopefully you planned properly with a parachute, or a hang-glider.
Poor shark 8 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
'Twas rude of ye.
Oh yeah, I love feminism 15 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
He could be, considering they say that "dogs are a man's best friend". His best friend was insulted. He needed to speak in defense.
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Dedication 7 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Now the friend can walk around the house and say "That's metal as fuck".
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Hunter logic 13 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I am just curious. I try to be open minded about things. I can't always tell who is trolling or not on this site anymore.
Hunter logic 13 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
May I ask why you do not like hunters? Are you against the killing of animals?
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Hunter logic 13 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Hunting for pleasure and profit is not good. Hunting for food, and using the whole animal is good, and does help with some of the animals that are overpopulated.
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Anyone? 16 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I am breaking that statistic. I am currently the only one at this time replying to your comment.
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Kamen mudrosti 9 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Through, my good fellow. I doubt you have need for a trough.
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Well f*ck moms everywhere then 17 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
You must be a blast at parties.
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if you get it I like you 7 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
No. That's not how the Grunch stole Christmas. How he stole Christmas was sneaking into houses and taking presents, decorations, etc. This was his calendar of events for the day. :-P Loooove yoooou.
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This is not a beach, it's a picture of a puddle 12 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Puddles are supposed to be small. If so, explain the shoe prints in the mud along the bank of this body of water.
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This is not a beach, it's a picture of a puddle 12 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
That's a big puddle, considering I can see a shoe print just to the right and down of the middle of the picture.
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Friday night. 27 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Just now. I've never read this post before, so... I just read this post for the first time.
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