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This 10-year-old is creating a device to prevent infants from dying in hot cars 11 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
It's possible. We have the ability to have portable cooling devices. They make small portable fans that they sell at theme parks. Of course, it would take a larger scale device to cool a car. It's also be less of an issue if people didn't "forget" their children/pets in the car.
F**k the baby! 19 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
So abstract thinking is now considered moronic. I wasn't aware. Haha.
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Some things change but state functions will always bore Charles 6 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Exactly. She is not going to die until after he does, just to piss him off.
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3450m = 2.14 miles 19 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Some people eat small animals, such as squirrels and rabbits.
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3450m = 2.14 miles 19 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Yes. Because hunting a moving rabbit is the exact same thing as being in a kill zone, where you run the risk of being sniped while attempting a shot like that. Yes. Good for you for bagging squirrels. I'm sure that those pesky squirrels were attempting to kill you, and planning out another terrorist attack. Sit down and shut up with your words. Comments like that sicken the fuck out of me.
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F**k the baby! 19 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Maybe by destroy, they mean raise the baby to hate a certain style of living. Destroy their childhood with manual labor or something. Think outside of the box, instead of automatically assuming death.
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Retarded 8 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
So what if it is not scientifically proven? If it helps my nephew, then it is fine by me. Geez.
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Where u r sending ur mail? 8 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Florida vs Flo Rida.
No? Okay. I'll see myself out.
*closes door quietly to not wake anyone*
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Agents of shield 16 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Nope. Quicksilver showed up just in time. It will never be too soon. :P
True team work 7 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Yes.
True team work 7 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Yes?
True team work 7 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Nope, for two reasons.
1) They aren't ginger.
2) Both of these dogs are alive, so it cannot be Fred and George.
Manners cost you nothing, but the opposite might end up costing you more in Sarasota! 2 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I was born in Sarasota. Grew up in Bradenton. Fun times.
When boys leave you cute notes 6 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I feel like you just mimic'd the bust of Teddy Roosevelt from Night at The Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian. Bravo. :)
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An spacial proposal 5 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Levar and Brent look highly unimpressed.
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This tropical pigeon is just a low-budget peacock 2 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Really pretty.
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Agents of shield 16 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I bet you did not see that coming.
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Grade ninja! 9 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Had a math teacher in high school that would add 5 points to your grade if you attempted to draw the Miami Dolphins football helmet. So this isn't that far off from that, and it is quite possible the teacher is just pretty cool.
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PSA 22 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
That's definitely not the left lane. That's the right lane.
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just in case you weren't aware 56 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
@yimmye I find it funny that most dinosaurs were supposedly feathered.
Remember This: It's Never Too Late To Apologize 17 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Billy Madison.
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Men too 27 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I am considered over-weight. Yet, I have normal cholesterol levels, my blood pressure is great, pulse is fine, and I'm in rather good health.
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just in case you weren't aware 56 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
With that being said, I respect your decision. I'm glad you hopefully found out what you wanted to find out.
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Remember This: It's Never Too Late To Apologize 17 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Yet, it's better to inform about it, regardless. Bullying sucks. I went through it. It toughened me up, the moment I realized I was better than the shit they were saying. I had been taught how to handle it. Now, calling someone a betacuck is a bit fucking weird. Also, @ghengistron assuming that they will be janitors is kinda fucking stupid, don't you think? Janitors are kinda important, in all honesty. Otherwise, you'd be forced to clean up your own shit, and take care of your own crap. They are doing you a service that is necessary. Without them, you'd be bitching and whiny about having to do your own shit. So... why bite at the hand that assists?
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When someone serves salad 2 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Did the fucking doughnut microwave it first?
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