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Working At McDonalds 5 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Speak for yourself. I worked at BK for a few years as my first job. I got rather burnt out on BK's food. We used to go between Wendy's and McDonald's for food rather often.
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F**k it hurts 3 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
When most of them dry, they get like that.
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That's a good joke 14 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Well, the person wasn't technically wrong. The person did say over 450. 1,500 is over 450.
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The plants looks the same too! 8 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Yes. I said faceplate instead of facepalm. I had just finished the dishes when I saw this picture.
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The plants looks the same too! 8 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Same knee wrinkles as well. They really do look alike!!! *faceplate* I wonder how many people she fooled.
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I see you shiver with antici 15 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
pation.
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A miracle happened at the Jersey Shore 7 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Ive seen old people use them, and I was in one for a month when I broke my foot in three places. I was under 150 lbs. I was not fat.
A miracle happened at the Jersey Shore 7 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
So are you assuming only fat people use those?
What else is a boy's dream 11 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Then why was it brought up?
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Ahh I love these vacations 15 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Milennials were born between early 1980s and as late as the year 2000... so why blame people that are potentially in their mid 30s for this?
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What else is a boy's dream 11 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I thought we had all agreed to never mention the Dinosaur Thing again.
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For people who suck at parking 3 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
It is when the other people don't know how to parallel park properly
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You can trust me my friend 8 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I really hope people understand that those words translate directly to mean "the exact opposite".
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Right 7 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
What about the plane in Shanksville?
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Ducking cute! 14 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
We have them constantly as guests at the Columbus Zoo. They are everywhere in this city.
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Ducking cute! 14 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Geese. The asshole of the Animal Kingdom.
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Childhood was a lie. 9 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Wait a minute. I was a child for a few years as well! What is this sorcery!?
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What makes a man happy? 9 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Each additional question from here on out is a 6% increase in price.
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What I've learned from FunSubstance 8 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
That's a bit assumptive of you.
This is deep 12 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
What's wrong with lightly fried fish fillet? Don't you like lightly fried fish fillet?
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You suck at flirting 25 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
For those that don't get it, she made a joke. He took her aeriously, and thought she was trying to tell him "no" in a screwed up way.
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This is deep 12 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Thank you very much for the lightly fried fish fillet.
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This is deep 12 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I would love a lightly fried fish fillet!
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This is deep 12 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Did you seriously make lightly fried fish fillets?
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I smell conspiracy 10 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Adam and Jamie were not close off-camera.
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