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Be honest 6 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Did the person change their mind when marking in the "No" column?
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There is just no recovery 5 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Last time I heard this, there was a panic at the disco. It was Nine in the Afternoon, and someone shouted "Lets Kill Tonight!". Some drunk responded with "But its Better if you do", then we noticed there had been a Death of a Bachelor. This caused me to see things in a New Perspective.
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Bush did 7/11 7 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
That is how we found out his answer to life was the incorrect one. So, the point has been proven.
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The perfect news does not exis-...... 9 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
US Navy has more jets than any other branch does, actually.
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Wrestler with a great heart 14 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
He also appears on a tv show with his fiance, and does meet n' greets throughout the year as well.
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Two seasons late. 7 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
That is me. Except flip flops, not shoes.
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Oberon the great dog 36 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
May you have safe travels across the Rainbow Bridge, Oberon.
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Night elf 28 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
According to research, Drows can range from black to shades of blue.
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Most doctors take their rings off 11 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
We use those gloves at my cafe. We've sat down with our employees, and have no issues with the jewelry being worn. So not always still the same. Given what we use in our Cafe, we don't have an issue. We are a cafe/bookstore combination.
This joke is too much 2 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Well, technically, it is before the 31st of October next year.
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Such a personal connections 12 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Or...or...or...
She could have ignored the call and then called back after she was done. There is that option.
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A vial of fire's choke 7 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I would rather deal with glass over fire.
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He laying it down for real 6 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Matthew: You gotta pump tbose numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.
Players: Dude... We are rookies...
Matthew: Alright alright alright.
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Take off from Australia, land in China 6 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Black and white photo wouldnt leave a red tinge on the wing tip.
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This artist turns random strangers into adorable cartoon characters 24 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I made no such assumption.
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The best show 9 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Not in US Army ranks. A 1LT is still called a lieutenant, and the next rank after that is a Captain. I know Captain Crunch is naval. However, the uniform in the picture above is of a Civil War Army member.
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He already paid for the ticket 6 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
How many chickens do you know that are males?
The best show 9 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Pirates tend to hang out near the bay.
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It's Just A Game Tho 4 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I feel like it was the bullet.
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He's getting to the chopper 7 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
That dude is old, but still does body building. I wanna see someone fuck with him.
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I'll show myself out 16 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Tons, or tonnes?
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I'll show myself out 16 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Give some people an inch, and they try to take a foot
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Political views aside, this is funny folks 16 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
There is school choice in some districts in Florida.
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Political views aside, this is funny folks 16 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Oh, and school choice was already a thing in aome parts of the country way before Trump got in office. I had school choice in 1997 on.