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I steal my stuff too 20 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
It shows that somebody somewhere did not care enough about the new location and topic, and therefore did not create new material. The example of comedians using the same material does not work here. The President has a State of the Union speech to give every year. That doesn't mean he uses the same speech each time.
Now I can eat nice food without dying 13 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Same. I talk to my boss about this all of the time. Like how many times did they try making pasta before they got it right? How many times did they cook meat until they found that it was safe to eat at a certain temperature? Who looked at grapes and went "The juices from those will make a nice alcoholic beverage"? Who looked at pineapples, and thought it should be cut open?
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The Real M*therf*cker 4 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
He definitely played Blackbeard.
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That should do the trick 6 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Pibb could be the nurse.
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Suuuuure 21 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Reason we don't need it in America is because if we drive three hours, we are a few cities over. If you are in one of the European countries and drive three hours, you may be in another country.
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Trenches aren't quite comfortable, me thinks 7 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
It appears that it is All quiet on the Western Front.
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I think I nailed it 7 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
That shit hurts.
Guy breaks up with random numbers via text 9 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
The address is for the Church of Scientology. That one had me giggling and cackling like a fool.
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Is that a micro space shuttle? 6 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
No, you ding dong. It is a ring toss stick.
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Remembering her hero 9 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Well isn't that just a douche thing to say. Logic does not always need to come before emotion. I am driven more by emotion than I am by logic. However, I will add some more logic to this. Did you ever consider the reason they look awkward is the same reason many people look awkward at important things? Look at their eyes. Her eyes appear to be looking off center a bit, which could mean multiple people could be taking their pictures. It is always awkward and a pain in the ass when having to try and look at multiple cameras taking your picture at the same time. Considering that this was taken at her graduation, a few of her family members might be there. Most of which would take the opportunity to take this picture, showing the survivor with her savior, if you will.
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I am still waiting 11 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Unfortunately not true.
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Remembering her hero 9 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
You were being a douche. No need for that.
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Saddest post today 6 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I would tell the man to send whatever messages he wants to send.
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Man has speech 2 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
No, BooBoo was reasonable. Yogi was not.
What a great boyfriend 13 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
What the hell. We have another guest to train?
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What a great boyfriend 13 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Always one person trying to find the negative in something.
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What is the difference? 9 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I drink it because nobody else in the house likes it. I don't wanna share my soda. Lol
Really makes you think 17 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I understand that. I was speaking more of the computer. Not the phone.
What is the difference? 9 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I love Diet Coke.
Dang it 13 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
It was a circle of destruction that should have ended before it actually did.
Dang it 13 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Still would be a fun way to make it difficult for Death.
Dang it 13 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Could have a vampire come in to give him the immortality. Then Tommy is the one following Death, telling him he is doing it wrong and everything.
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Really makes you think 17 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
Exactly. I was trying to come up with a way to say it politely. Hence why I had suggested those types of calls are probably preplanned.
Really makes you think 17 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
I wasn't aware your computer could vibrate.
Really makes you think 17 comments
novelus · 7 years ago
However, on the other hand... I am assuming that the deaf people have made plans in advance for their video calls, given that they would be unable to hear their computer or phone notify them that they are receiving a call. Therefore, it could be assumed that they would know where the other is. Just putting my "two cents in".
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