I read political satire every day.

Very miserable. My biological mother was a drug addict and a prostitute. I was put up for adoption because she couldn't take care of me. I was in and out of the hospital for the first 6 years of my life. I still have weak lungs. So not fucking awesome in the least.

I was born with heroin and alcohol in my system. I have a shit immune system due to the medical issues it created.

Confirmed. I was the historian.

We don't tell you what to post, so why tell someone else what to post? Just because y'all may not find it funny does not mean everyone else agrees. That's the great thing about humor. There is something out there for everyone.

Exactly. The car is napping on the mattress. It needs a blanket.

So political jokes are not jokes? How strange.

WITCH one of you is winning?

Not necessarily. I can't say that I've ever seen my own eyes reflected back at me in the past 17 years I've been wearing my glasses.

Okay. Not a problem. If you zoom in, you'll see it has book ends built in to hold the stacks in place.

Theoretically, it is a fact.

I've no idea why that posted here. That wasn't even meant for FS. I was sending it as a text, and it ended up on here. What the hell?

He may just refer to the officer as Uncle Bob.

That's kinda rude.

It is all relative to me.

The 7 of Spades is my favorite card. I dunno why.

This could be Blackjack, as you don't see the rest of the table here. You never know.

At the time of me making this comment, 115 people have liked this post. Therefore, you do not speak for the masses.

Must be named Orion.

Damnit. You made a Homer joke before I did.

This was the one she had this year, I believe.