Mine didn't ruin my life.

Alright. Question was answered.

Question. How did we know how much it weighs?

One can never be too sure.

30 minutes is not forever. :P

Can confirm, was Civ v

Could be a part time job, or he hasn't found what he wants to do with it yet.

Hey boss. The coppers are already on their way. We gotta scram!

That took an interesting turn.

Hey. I am in Columbus as well!!!

No basting sauce. It has a dry rub on it.

A singing basketball.

I've had a truffle before. It wasn't anything to write home about. Tasted like a hint of soil mixed with regular mushroom flavor. I prefer Portobellos.

One should be careful. All magic comes with a price.

I did not use the words "all" and "and".

The second sentence explains what the first sentence means, as there are some people that do not understand things as easily as others.

I wish for any wishes after mine to be ignored, no matter what anyone says or does. This wish cannot be denied, nor can it be nullified.

*obligatory "can confirm, was doorbell" comment*

Jokes on you. Not everyone has student loans. XD

Data analyzes the data on Startrek.

My wife made cookies. I am not gonna share them with asteroid and the strangeness involved with him.

I thought it was illegally as well. He bought the gun about a year ago, before anyone knew the issues he was having.