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Don't judge 14 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
My parents are 11 years apart. They just had their 40th anniversary.
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Parents be like 5 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
We only cleaned my room, the kitchen, dining room, and living room. I still do not know why.
Parents be like 5 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Yeah, because my mom's real estate parties with her co-workers involved no kids and alcohol. So I was I'm my roomwatching movies with the door closed. So explain why I needed to clean my room for a bunch of people that were getting drunk and had no reason to go near my room?
The difference between a hurricane, a typhoon, and a cyclone 5 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/cyclone.html
Incorrect. It depends which part of the ocean it is in.
Found it on a Mexican memes page, translated it for you 11 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
You must be a fucking blast at parties.
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Since some people don't know, here you go 18 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Now number 5!
He deserved to be roasted for this cringy tweet tbh 5 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Dude was probably getting dessert for his family on his way home.
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Non-vegan vs vegan 12 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Hippos scare the fuck out of me.
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The ritual 5 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
You can keep yelling the random words, because if you annoy your mom enough... She is honna go get your dad to handle you.
Bruce Banner all the way 12 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Gamora is primary Goth, secondary Jock. Bucky is primary Jock, secondary Goth.
Unlucky tree after a hurricane 9 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Florida taught me how to try and not be afraid of hurricanes.
Where can I buy those tires?? 31 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
There are states out there that state cyclists can legally be riding in the road. Soooo deal with it?
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There's no good superhero movie 7 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
*sighs* Jokes go overhead sometimes.
There's no good superhero movie 7 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Why do you need it?
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Great contribution to the world 8 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Yes. He also played a ghost in the first season of the original Charmed tv series.
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He is OK now 3 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
@title
He is OK, as in OK Corral?
*sees himself out*
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At least you get half a can of soda 15 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Or perhaps a bunch of services that actually used to be the norm? It is called the company wants to have a bigger profit.
Happiness is a state of mind 10 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I find your wink disturbing.
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Post - bean 4 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Side eye Chloe is still a kid.
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Adult version 9 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
They were high. They probably did not care.
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It's Definitely in Their 'Murican Jeans 25 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I mean, if the name fits...
It’s sad but true 11 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I've been in retail since 2002. I've mastered that face.
It’s sad but true 11 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Black Friday and the day after Christmas will make you hate people.
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