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Youth today...Smh 19 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Hey. The door was open to make a joke about incorrect gender/names.
I saw the opportunity and took it.
Youth today...Smh 19 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Did you just assume the guest's gender?
4 of my childhood heroes 12 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Morgan Freeman...? Y'all need Jesus.
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The hero we need 7 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
This technology could be built on though, to turn on automatically once the temperature gets to a certain level inside of a vehicle, IF the vehicle is occupied. Sensory nodes could be placed at strategic locations inside the vehicle that would allow the device to know if there are people or animals in the vehicle.
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I will fight you if you don't eat the crust 24 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Whut? You get bowls instead of bowls?
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In the Middle 7 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I still read Peanuts comics. Same with The Far Side comics, and Calvin and Hobbes.
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Rough day huh 13 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Someone was canning that peach. That is for damn sure.
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All shopping carts should have these, right? 6 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Top right corner next to the restrooms.
All shopping carts should have these, right? 6 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Albertson's and Jewelosco used to have them.
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Rick! 10 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
One sips from a monocle after a piece of glass has steeped in the Boston Harbor for approximately 250 years.
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Cable management on point 5 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Keyboard would be in the slideout section under the desk. Hence why one of her hands is under the desk, maybe
We don’t deserve dogs 16 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
A young Coon dog.
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Japanese art 10 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
So was the tea dropped in the harbour for this theory to be tested properly?
Mother russia 21 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Hmm. I must be seeing things then. I apologize.
Mother russia 21 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I swear I am not blind. I feel like it was mentioned a couple of times.
Mother russia 21 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I definitely feel like someone menyioned the dinosaur thing.
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Mother russia 21 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Did someone mention the dinosaur thing!?
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Agardidin orgextea hospepu 8 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
The title is the tag that has been used for this image from the various other sites it has been on.
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Y'all know what I mean 25 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Vala Mal Doran in Stargate
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German in a Nutshell 5 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Apparently part of the word translates to English as "Danube steamship company captain".
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Biker being biker 2 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Biker dude looks like Captain Spaulding from Devil's Rejects.
What a mind-blowing experience 5 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
My brain tried to automatically make the blood spatter look like the Communism symbol.
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Nothing says adult quite like a sippy cup 7 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
There are over 28k Starbucks (not including the stores that sell Starbucks drinks and also use the green iconic straws). Consider this. Most Starbucks average over 100 customers a day (I used to work at one, and was curious about averages and whatnot of customers and their orders). Approximately 45% of those customers order cold drinks that require the iconic green straws. Doing the math, that is approximately 1.2 million green straws used a day throughout the corporation. That is about 463 milli9n green straws a year. So I am fairly certain that there will be some form of positive impact on the environment.
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He saw an opportunity 6 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
As a Trekkie, I can say that you'd rather be in a red shirt from ST:TNG, over a gold shirt. Thw original series, it was dangerous to be in a red shirt, and safe to be any other color shirt. Also, both Picard and Riker have red uniforms.
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