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Uncanny cliff hanger 6 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Does anyone remember the dinosaur thing?
Indeed 3 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Someone: "Yeah, Stargate's not that good."
O'Neill: "Carter, what are they saying?"
Carter: "Well sir, they just don't like Stargate."
Jackson says nothing, while studying hieroglyphs, and Teal'c is carrying his staff weapon, prepared to fire.
Teal'c to the someone: "You are a false god and your words are lies!"
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You sure can’t! 7 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I immediately thought of the film "A Million Ways To Die In The West".
Unionized 20 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Same. I was confused.
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It's time to stop 4 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Could this Genie break a rule just once and bring back people such as Steve Irwin, Robin Williams, Chester Bennington, etc? Just a few is all I ask, except for those that were depressed to no longer have reasons to be depressed so they can be happy as well?
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And quicksand, and catching on fire 2 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Don't forget house fires and supposedly being offered drugs all of the time, and being told not to use calculators because you won't always have a calculator on you.
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Keep it away 12 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I've watched most of his videos. I couldn't do what he does.
This woman's Christmas dress makes her look like a Starfleet Commander 6 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Nowadays, red shirt is better than old red shirts. Newer red shirts are bridge crew.
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First class hypocrite 13 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/country_result.jsp?country=Sri+Lanka
Average cost of some things in Sri Lanka.
Conversion is 1USD to 70.5 Indian Rupees.
Take a gander and see .
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Elasmotheriam(Siberian Unicorn) that was extint about 39000 years ago 7 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
The hell you mean, "was extinct"? Is it no longer extinct?
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Not quite ready for the professional circuit 4 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Dude turned his head almost that splint second before the connect. Definitely staged.
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Hackerman 4 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
That is from Twilight. The last one.
Anon confesses 38 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Yar.
Anon confesses 38 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I honestly do not care.
Anon confesses 38 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
@mrsuperman8942
I have never cared that I do not have a star.
Anon confesses 38 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Nah. The stars are a figment of our imaginations.
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Yet another Steve Irwin post <3 4 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Do not fear! This is indeed real!
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Abundant tangible Anteater 6 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Seedy melons against watered Catholics.
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Netflix>movie theatre 11 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Uh. Yes. They do care if you bring in products from other stores. Most movie theaters will tell you that you either have to eat/drink it before going into the theater, or throw it away. I am sure this post will be devoted, but theaters most definitely do care. If they break policy, they get in trouble.
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Thong sandals brah 6 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I am that person.
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Tactical inferiority of a skirt 9 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Your boyfriend is wearing the wrong type of clothing then. Cargo shorts and cargo pants are the greatest.
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Youth today...Smh 19 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Someone needs to call a taxi, then.
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Youth today...Smh 19 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
(^(^(^(^_^)^)^)^)
A group of happy people unfazed by the mafia.
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Youth today...Smh 19 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Hey. The door was open to make a joke about incorrect gender/names.
I saw the opportunity and took it.
Youth today...Smh 19 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Did you just assume the guest's gender?