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This is a light switch INSIDE my house today. -44°C outside, -61°C with wind chill 7 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
The knob is frozen as well, so possibly someone may have also just decided to not fully close the door all the way on accident?
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goals 6 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
No worries! It happens!
goals 6 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Not... not what I meant at all. Auschwitz. Nazi Germany. Anne Frank. You said "and frankly", so my mind immediately saw "Anne Frankly" as the joke.
So definitely not referring to the post, but the simple wording in your comment on it.
goals 6 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
I either see the obvious joke and I am an idiot, or an opportunity for the joke was missed.
The Corona Lockdown Has Been Particularly Hard on The Cosplayers 6 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Just stating a possibility.
The Corona Lockdown Has Been Particularly Hard on The Cosplayers 6 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
She could also be a he.
Bats are actually closer to bees, as far as that goes 9 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Platypus
Had to edit because I had the right animal, but wrong name.
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Sticker I found in Niagara Falls 2 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
I feel like maybe it is a tattoo, like the images at the top of it. Like maybe considered a neck tattoo?
It'd be a shame 8 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Fucking farming.
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Outside of an adult store in San Diego 6 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Hmm. I saw it as choke the chicken. Didn't see it as stroke the... yeah. You know. Lol
After hearing Trump’s new slogan “love it or leave it” I knew I heard it before 8 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Welcome back. Kinda missed you, tbh.
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After hearing Trump’s new slogan “love it or leave it” I knew I heard it before 8 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Woahwoahwoah. I've missed something. When did you get back @famousone ?
PoG(h)o(st) Project #33 - Pure Terror (and Justice) 6 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
See, that sounds like fun though.
Future crime shows 8 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Self report?
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You safe 5 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
It is 2020. Why would you ask such a question?
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Irate leery Louse 12 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
I always wear them. They are especially great when you've got a big family and you are going to a theme park. Everyone uses your pockets.
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Stick figure costume 4 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Okay. The little one looks like it is up to no good, and the ones behind it are the parents, fed up with the shenanigans.
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Raise the teachers well 4 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
@creativedragonbaby
That'd be Pe Dp
My COVID-19 armor. Remember to thank any and all healthcare workers for what they do! 9 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Some also are having COVID testing done 3 times a week because of their line of work, and that much sinus stabbing can end up causing irreparable damage to their sinus cavities.
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COVID-19 App works! 9 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
@adam44
Well that didn't seem to do what you want.
COVID-19 App works! 9 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Tell that to my friend who was 33 died. This devastated his body and killed him. He had no underlying illnesses or anything. There are many cases involving death that aren't just involving people on their 80's.
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Unaccountable eight marvelous Kangaroo 3 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Many have cars. If you are referring to Pixar, I could help better. :P
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Anon gets redpilled on Diet Soda 3 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
I drink it because I enjoy the taste.
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ET drops the microphone [home] 2 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
I had the misfortune of getting complaints by guests when I was a Forest Ranger at the attraction, because ET was broken and couldn't say names. So he just said "Good bye.... friends..."
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Hello my name is Pee 11 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Grnt