Oh the pun

His arm is as big as the cari

It is? Oooohhh

Low blow

Maybe the TARDIS was close by...

Why does the one lady say oreos shes obviously holding a pineapple

Honestly itd end up taking more oil and energy and moneh to get there and bring it back than what we'd get out of it

Lazy ass canoe!

Were they possibly telling you how to spell "conversation"?

I only find it appropriate to measure a kids age by months until 10 months. Then you say "almost 1" etc.

Is that a jab at RWJ?

Aww look at that junk. The stuff on the top is nice too.

The students are texting about how hot the teacher is

ChArles!

Why the fuck did michael jackson die then

Getting what you want requires a leap of faith

If shaqille oneal was key and peele would he be shakeyle opeele

I JUST FINISHED THAT EPISODE OH WHYYY

Why is it so lived up now? When my dad was a kid, you asked her, she said no, and you got over it.

YOU WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE FAT NERDS WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING CUTE

Well I know what every guy is thinking