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FOOOOOOOOD 5 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

"I say feeeeeed me, human, feeeeeeed"

Best band name ever 219 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

At least it's not Purple Nuts..

I'm sorry, that's my face. 18 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

I am currently giving you a virtual hug.

Do you know colin? 24 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

He met them all on Funsubstance, said a reliable source.

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Ouch 2 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

Why

I too, am a wolf in Sheeps clothing 5 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

I don't know why, but I find this so so so adorable

I see what you did there 7 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

Not sure if I should like post or not...? bad influence or not...? mehh I liked it, have a thumb

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Popup book of phobias 26 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

Aaaand I threw my phone because of the last one.

I don’t believe I was the only one 41 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

Or Mary Had A Little Lamb...that was the first song I was forced against my will to play

Here's something to make you smile i guess 9 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

You guess? It definitely did

Dammit Miley 19 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

Yes, help spread the message. Every prayer counts

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Karma's a b*tch 23 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

My bad, I was under the impression that the person wanted to know what a "pecker" is \(•-•)/

Insert witty title here 8 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

I never understood how anyone in Bikini Bottom was still alive after half the shit that happens to them...

Wait, what kind of sorcery is this? 21 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

Why are you playing with my mind. You stop that.

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Every rude character in a scary movie 8 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

That one hair that looks like it's just hanging in between it's nose/mouth is OCD-ing the shit out of me

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Karma's a b*tch 23 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

a penis

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Awkward contacts 23 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

Hey buddy, slow down on the language. No felony was committed.

Babysitting 7 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

Um, run?!

Want to get out of taking a math test? 4 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

Nice try, 'murica.

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Beer seeds 7 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

Where would the economy stand if this were possible?

I dont know..This isnt even remotely funny 4 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

Title pun pun pun

But that doesn't make any sense 7 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

Yes.

But that doesn't make any sense 7 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

This makes me terribly sad for some reason

Lily & Maddison, her seeing eye dog. 16 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

Was that really necessary? Well here come more water works thanks to that..

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When the guy you like starts flirting with you 20 comments

ocelot · 11 years ago

Oh Jenna Marbles

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