ohmajeez

ohmajeez


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Too true. 31 comments
ohmajeez · 8 years ago
I'll tell you why.
1. You lack confidence
2. If you like someone, plant little flirtatious seeds. Seeds of flirtation. Get them to consider you as a possibility. Don't just sit around wondering why nobody can see the amazing, unique, less-obvious but still attractive person you are.
Too true. 31 comments
ohmajeez · 8 years ago
What is this friend zone bullshit everyone is crying about? Not everyone you want to bang wants to bang you. Get over it. Bunch of fucking cry babies.
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Well that took an unexpected twist 17 comments
ohmajeez · 8 years ago
The spot you refer to is called the clitoris. Never let it go.
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This is a fantastic idea 6 comments
ohmajeez · 8 years ago
What a waste of time. Just donate blood and move on with your life and let the red Cross use its time and money to help people.
Before and after pictures of the Animas River contamination 12 comments
ohmajeez · 8 years ago
No its awful
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Welcome to hell school...uhh I mean high school 18 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
Oh my god we all did it. Quit crying.
Better be cautious than ill! 10 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
I do this but I try to exhale forcefully to blow the bacteria away
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Perler Beads. Also known as "Crack for gamer kids" 7 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
8 year old Brother in law?
Do you mean step brother?
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Also, that doesn't mean act like a creep either 24 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
Orrrr it's because women aren't obligated to sleep with you just because you're interested in sleeping with them.
Why I always use the oxford comma 18 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
My professors weren't fans.
haha 24 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
That's what beards are for
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Never hit a lady 7 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
This happened to a girlfriend of mine
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Why I always use the oxford comma 18 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
People haven't been using that comma for 10+ years. When I see it, I assume the user hasn't been to college.
As a British guy in the US, I just don't understand 30 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
Patrons pay regardless. If the restaurant had a higher payroll cost, food prices would increase. I'd rather give it to the waiter. Reward a job well done rather than a flat rate whether I got shit service or exceptional service.
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The media only lets you see certain things 5 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
The little boy who drowned was a refugee fleeing terrorism. Not a migrant worker. So your picture is invalid.
Additionally, the reason this picture is so important is because Americans tend to turn away from horror they can't comprehend.
This is one little boy- a little boy who happens to look like he could be playing on any playground in the US. In short, this picture helped make the struggle relatable to middle america. Forgive me if you are from another country, I can only speak on the impact in the US.
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Honestly it kinda creeps me out. 8 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
How'd they get that baby to sit still enough for that makeup?
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Tetris taught me important things 14 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
You need to reevaluate your diet choices
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My experience with police 4 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
Seems to me that your sucky driving is the problem.
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Those bastards 15 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
If you must dine 10 minutes before closing, assure the staff you'll be in and out and make sure the grills and fryers are still on when you order.
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Cat says "no more" during her bath! 6 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
That's so sad
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Every Damn Time 6 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
Well of course your mouth is full. You just got your food. She still has to check to make sure you're happy.
I remember my Dad telling me this 10 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
Yeahhh not true at all.
Things are a bit different in the US, huh? 14 comments
ohmajeez · 9 years ago
Well you better hope you live in a big city bc health care in rural canada is basically nonexistent.