I will always choose heat.

Or you have the best most satisfying pee in your dream and wake up having to pee so bad and wondering how you felt those feels and didn't actually pee!

'I have made a mistake.....'

I would sit and cuddle him all day! So adorable!

I have pretty curly hair and I just brush it wet and let it do its thing and pop a few bobby pins in. Most people with curly hair can just wake up and leave it(key words LEAVE IT or yes you anger the beast). People who say bad things about curly hair are just jellin that they don't have the luxury of beautiful hair every day!

L-O-fucking-L

I was totally grossed out at first and about halfway through I was like "Wait a second.....Star Wars" It almost had me. Clever, clever. LOL

Well look at those adorable lil squishies. So cute :)

That's effing hilarious!

A toucan pooped on me in Mexico and it looked like salsa.....

Why is it always when I'm in bed and in the dark when these things come up.....No. Just, no.

I'm an LPO and people steal the pure stuff all the time for the purpose of drinking it. People do strange things to get their fix when they have no money.

Where can I buy this?..........

I was hoping the would feed the poor guy

Legs for daaaaays

My demo-....I mean cat, rips cardboard to shreds....only at night.

I miss that show!

When I read this I feel like I'm stuttering. Ta-ta-today junior!

One time I had camped out under my sisters bed for an hour, waiting for her to go to bed. Just as she was getting in bed I grabbed her foot.....I have never seen someone jump so high....and the noise she made trying not to wake everyone else up was priceless. No ragrets. Not even a letter.

LOL so true!

Its a ruse! The wall is made of foam pieces with towels shoved in to create the illusion of well folded beauty.

I mean he is adorable but if I saw that crawling toward me on my bed at night.....