*mario kart instincts activate*
*starts running down the hall throwing shells at people*

Feminism shouldn't be called feminism if it means that men and women are equal, am I right? It should be called Equalism or something.

what is this from? hilarious!

*gets diabetes by just looking at pictures*

ugg. thats the one thing i hate about fs: gif size. I couldn't even get close to being able to tell what she is saying without the caption. PLZ FS, LET ME UPLOAD BIGGER GIFS

lol true - both the post and the well technically

this would piss me off cause i'd try to pick them up.

took me a second to figure out what a 'dtougbt' was...

*scared by just seeing logo*
*hides under couch while loud humming echoes through brain*

so true...i was just thinking about this with my mac charger

wait, is the joke that someone picked up thor's hammer or what.

i've been sitting here studying/FSing since 12...i need to get up...

so the green messages are a troll?

if time was really frozen, you couldn't move boobs or stuff or anything; everything would be frozen. like you couldn't open any doors or shit. hell, you couldn't press the button to unfreeze time. (assuming it was a machine that did it and not a superpower)

the swan one:
"nobody will notice a morbidly obese swan with a human head coming out of it..."

that duck one be like...
okay kids, follow me!...shit.

i do this in every single video game i play

if you froze time, you would freeze too.

...earth day was late april, almost a month ago.

my friend did this at a sleepover at my house, and the cheese stuck to the sides, so that whenever we toast something smoke comes out of the toaster and the smoke alarm goes off in our house. Screw you, lifehacks.