Masterbullsh*tter

omar1992


Sarcasm and bullshit for free

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2021 keeping it real 4 comments
omar1992 · 6 hours ago
How can these charlatans make that much money? Stupid people thats how.
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Player 3?????!!!!!! 2 comments
omar1992 · 8 hours ago
Funniest shit I've seen on Funsub today.
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I-I hope she's not his mom 5 comments
omar1992 · 8 hours ago
Who is guest btw?
*looks down in guilt* You see its because he ... 2 comments
omar1992 · 1 day ago
Content to BLOW your mind.
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The new prime minister of Finland 6 comments
omar1992 · 1 day ago
Does she need a first spouse?
Don't get a kitten and a husky 5 comments
omar1992 · 1 day ago
What is the problem here? I only see a solution.
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A simple little riddle 17 comments
omar1992 · 3 days ago
Another one.
A simple little riddle 17 comments
omar1992 · 3 days ago
I think @lionmaster got it right.
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Is this true? 8 comments
omar1992 · 3 days ago
Do you like cheese? Sexy lady *wink wink*
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Is this true? 8 comments
omar1992 · 3 days ago
Cakelover deserve his/her name. Cheese is also a bit expensive in my country especially mozarella and brie. So its understandable.
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A simple little riddle 17 comments
omar1992 · 3 days ago
Plz tell me if I'm wrong or this riddle will annoy me. I'm pathetic in that way.
A simple little riddle 17 comments
omar1992 · 3 days ago
This seems tricky. He did not specify he won't use a scale. I'm guessing he got a scale, asked the boy to stand on it, wrote the answer on a piece of paper and gave it to the boy.
Elon Musk out here doing favors 17 comments
omar1992 · 4 days ago
Why a machete? I thought we were cool. *opens one eye*. I need to sleep.
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Elon Musk out here doing favors 17 comments
omar1992 · 4 days ago
Thank you, appreciate it. *sleeps with both eyes closed*
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*jumps out of moving vehicle* 3 comments
omar1992 · 4 days ago
James Corden is irritating.
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Elon Musk out here doing favors 17 comments
omar1992 · 4 days ago
I agree with you.
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Checkmate sl*ts 13 comments
omar1992 · 4 days ago
Those girls take Carrie Underwood songs literally.
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Checkmate sl*ts 13 comments
omar1992 · 4 days ago
I always agree with Varnie. See I liked your comment.
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He speaks true 5 comments
omar1992 · 4 days ago
How can I vote for his re election ? I'm not even Japanese.
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Elon Musk out here doing favors 17 comments
omar1992 · 4 days ago
"Independently fact-checked" So all jokes and thoughts are fact-checked now. So if I say I love dogs and they see me with a cat, they will flag my tweet?
Checkmate sl*ts 13 comments
omar1992 · 4 days ago
Look girl, I ain't got no beef with you. No need to kill me (I'm not worth the trouble) . We cool alright... We cool?
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Lollll 2 comments
omar1992 · 4 days ago
Calculating booty mass and circumference with pen and notepad in hand.
Checkmate sl*ts 13 comments
omar1992 · 4 days ago
We all thought Varnie was the nice one.
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Is... Is this true? 9 comments
omar1992 · 6 days ago
I don't kinkshame. I just don't like people telling me what they do in the bedroom. Also I`ve nothing against waterskiers - its a dangerous sport.
Do not enter the office 3 comments
omar1992 · 6 days ago
Dave keeps it real.