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omar1992


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Over 2,000 smuggled cell phones found in a California prison 4 comments
omar1992 · 1 day ago
I'm not saying otherwise.
He's actually right 4 comments
omar1992 · 2 days ago
Thanks for the scientific input.
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Over 2,000 smuggled cell phones found in a California prison 4 comments
omar1992 · 2 days ago
Imagine the content on these. Those phones belonged to horny prisoners talking to their gf/wives.
No "Toxic" comments please 2 comments
omar1992 · 2 days ago
She'd done it again.
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Very obvious 11 comments
omar1992 · 2 days ago
@captainjackharknes The second one.
Very obvious 11 comments
omar1992 · 2 days ago
The medal will be lubed and inserted into your anus slowly as is intended.
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Very obvious 11 comments
omar1992 · 2 days ago
@captainjackharknes On behalf of all the pervs, we salute you and hand you this medal. You're a cultured and generous man.
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They must have never watched Shrek 14 comments
omar1992 · 2 days ago
*zipping noise* Lets do this!
They must have never watched Shrek 14 comments
omar1992 · 3 days ago
I agreed with your assessment.
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Joe Rogan is goop for men 2 comments
omar1992 · 3 days ago
He also never claimed to be an expert on the topics he talked about on his show.
They must have never watched Shrek 14 comments
omar1992 · 3 days ago
He isn't even the most good looking prince or duke or whatever the fuck people call them. Charisma alone he is not worth a Yul Brynner or Sigourney Weaver (In Alien 3, she was bald)
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He was speed running it 21 comments
omar1992 · 5 days ago
@famousone you should also report them. I agree with @creativedragonbaby though, engaging with them is like feeding them with your time and attention.
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He was speed running it 21 comments
omar1992 · 6 days ago
@yrzifxotxitxtx you must be proud of yourself. Creating an account just to talk like this. I can imagine how hard it is to not be able to express those beliefs in public. If you do, even your own race would whoop your ass.
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frog butt. that is all. 9 comments
omar1992 · 1 week ago
You dirty dawg
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frog butt. that is all. 9 comments
omar1992 · 1 week ago
What are you doing?
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Neko Maid-sama 2 comments
omar1992 · 1 week ago
Reality looks nicer.
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Zero Context #31 - An...Arctic...Tern? 3 comments
omar1992 · 1 week ago
Tell me why!
Priorities 4 comments
omar1992 · 1 week ago
Please cum faster.
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Why? 6 comments
omar1992 · 1 week ago
Who taste test catfood? I would think its cats, right?So, how do people know cats enjoy one food more than another?
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Explains a lot 3 comments
omar1992 · 1 week ago
Well... Hmmm. Do they share 1 brain cell?
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I am convinced 1 comments
omar1992 · 1 week ago
Then the girl replied: "I'm sure mine is bigger."
Well this sucks 4 comments
omar1992 · 1 week ago
Smile and wave boys... Smile and wave
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I challenge every motherf*cker on this site 3 comments
omar1992 · 1 week ago
I haven't thought that through.
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Feeling romantic lately 2 comments
omar1992 · 1 week ago
Thank you. Love you @dr_richard_ew
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Predictive Text Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow 68 comments
omar1992 · 1 week ago
This is the tale of captain Jack Sparrow who is a lot of shit and he is a bad guy and he has a lot to do in his own way and he is a Slabhead of the black community
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