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Ummmmm.... 7 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Its in pounds, not cents
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Explaining sunsets 32 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Allah and the God of Abraham are the same god if I'm not mistaken.
3 proven ways to stay awake 10 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
The last one upsets me... It does matter who! Be careful with who you murder and pick someone that no one will miss!
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This hit hard 22 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Plot twist: Everyone is actually slowly dying, so everyone is cared about!
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I think what everyone needs 47 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
This isn't a debate ns, guest is just hating on women. We get it, y'all hate women and feminism. There isn't anything to argue about...
I think what everyone needs 47 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Why does he have to debate anything with assholes? Y'all arent really debating either. You're just putting a lot more effort being a douche than he is.
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Explaining sunsets 32 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Science and religion are two completely different things... You can't really compare them. You can believe in god and simultaneously be a great scientist. You can also be an atheist and be an ignorant fool like guest.
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I think what everyone needs 47 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Its okay serosan. ns and that guest are usually assholes. You're not alone!
I think what everyone needs 47 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Hahaha. Did I just get compared to Limp Bizkit for liking independent women? Well guest, your sentence structure and logic flows as well as Iggy Azalea's rapping.
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They don't like the club 9 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Fun Fact: Scorpions will also sting themselves to death if you play Iggy Azalea on repeat.
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Penny, a transplant recipient, holding her Heart in her hands 6 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Well I'm just pumping with excitement. I ❤ this post
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Just to be Crystal Clear 25 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
You know you're ignorant when you compare the Japanese internment camps to the Holocaust...
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I think what everyone needs 47 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Ssshh guest. Sssshh. Everything will be okay... LADIES, KEEP BEING INDEPENDENT, AWESOME GODESSES!!
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I laughed 4 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Do you want to go to da club with me, guest?
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This is soleless 4 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
The punishment for stealing is having to wear sneakers.
cheese 3 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
When you trying to be classy but nobody around you likes school.
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childbirth vs getting kicked in the balls 57 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Think of it this way, childbirth is natural. Your body is prepares for it. Getting kicked in the balls is unnatural. Imagine your uterus hanging off your body protected only by a layer of skin and getting smashed. Also women have more pain tolerance than males, so men feel more pain.
CANNOT UNSEE 43 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Suck my banana you little chipmunk
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Now ya know 16 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
The guys all have superhero customers too. They are just skin tight.
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yeah i do :):) 2 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
You can have my shoes, my wallet, my car, and my life you cute wittle doggie
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All the time 5 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
They always tend to get a little higher over the summer but they are still much lower than they were last year so I can't complain
Curb your enthusiasm 11 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
It was right. Passed is only two letters longer than past
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Erm... No? 34 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
Its true but remember, these are kindergarteners. They can barely read and do addition, let alone basic division
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He'll cry cause he's stuck with me xD 3 comments
omglmnop · 9 years ago
I know I won't cry unless the bride is cutting onions with those ASPCA playing in the background while I stub my toe on a gaint lego.
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