Next, we'll have class on how not to steal cars

How could someone not understand that rape and sexual assault is wrong? Maybe sociopaths might have to take classes to understand that, but everyday people know the difference between right and wrong

It means the date is over prematurely, but you still want the breadsticks cause they're just that great.

It was after an opera, you uncultured swine

Make sure to use protection, honeyjar

That's pretty tough. I had to do 16 hour flights a couple of times

Sleep on the flight

You know you can edit your post, yeah? You don't have to reply with a correction

Great, then you also support me when I exercise my right to say, Captain America is fake and gay.

Okay, that just doesn't compare. Imagine having your ovaries dangling off your body, protected nothing by skin and getting smashed. I'd much rather get kicked in some flappy skin or fat

If I had a choice to take an epidural before my nuts got crushed, I would take it too

That's cause you don't get the absorbent kind... I'm joking, don't hurt me

Yes, any more questions?

As an American that went to school overseas, I would often be asked, "what do white people do even eat besides hotdogs and hamburgers?" I always felt it was a bit of an ignorant question

Yesterday, you said tomorrow motherfucker!