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As a 40-year old, my life advice for teenagers 25 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Condoms suck. Just don't sleep around a lot, make sure your partner is safe and pop them birth control pills
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Oh Canadian... 5 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
*Grandma takes of glasses and squints
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How a tank crosses trenches at low and high speeds 6 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Every tank. They barely get used, plus theyre great at driving in reverse
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How a tank crosses trenches at low and high speeds 6 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Fly, swim, be French
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This gold digger prank is straight up savage 11 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
I kinda hate both of those guys.
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canada is a theme park, not a country 34 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Is this what atheists don't believe in?
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First world problems 5 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Apparently i said large are perfect a year ago but I must of gained weight cause I got the same issue you got
Oh Barney 5 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Haha jokes on you. My girlfriend hasn't chosen me yet
If you get your morality from the law you're gonna have a bad time 15 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Guest, you're the one who needs to keep historical context in mind. Slavery was legal in all 13 colonies around the time that the constitution was drafted. The first draft had both the second amendment and an additional section that abolished slavery which was later taken out of the final product. If the second amendment is only necessary for capturing runaway slaves, then why wold it even be necessary in a constitution that didn't recognize slavery?
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My kind of cat 17 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
This is obviously not a cat. Thats a book
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Equality 21 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
I'm an adult and I have no idea how to cook and I'm still breathing, so I think you'll be okay
Which one? Comment below 73 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
You would get more money out of the groceries unless you have a Hummer and you leave it on 24/7
Episode V: Puberty strikes back 33 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
It's episode 5 of puberty strikes back duh
Episode V: Puberty strikes back 33 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
I feel like Osment's face stayed the same size, but his head kept growing
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Is of very diff...Oh wait 8 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Replace the beverage with a beer and replace the political figure with an American flag and you got the American Mid-west
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Saw The Revenant today 11 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Great movie if you're willing to sit for 3 hours
"I'm too young to be an underwear model, Dad" 10 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
No matter how success/awesome you become, your kids will always think you're lame
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Some good advice 2 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Yes now you will be innocent forever
Ice cold 6 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
How is it possible to simultaneously be cold af, yet able to roast someone to crisp like that?
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That face tho 2 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
They both did the rhyme so they're both guilty
This show was my childhood. 11 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Congratulations, you played yourself.
b*tch got rekt 16 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
"Remember, those are your boots honey."
Congratulations, you played yourself
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But I thought Daniel Craig has no intentions of returning? 5 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Gr8 b8 m8. R8 8 out of 8
This is only a test 24 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Don't do it man. They self-destruct
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savage 12 comments
omglmnop · 8 years ago
Youre so lucky. I tried this with my girlfriend and all she says is, "Stop texting me" and "How did you get this number?"
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