I call bullshit. If you ever watch Asian porn, they always got bushes

That awkward moment when the boy was taking his weed money from his mom's purse

Hulk: "smash time?"

Good show but I like Doctor Whom a whole lot better

This is also like when you're fishing and you gotta make a knot so you can catch a fish and bite into it raw

Barry gets a random boner on the bus and has a disturbingly sexual daydream about the guy next to him. This causes him to be confused about his sexuality but then he realizes he is still straight when he sees his crush and he falls in love with her. But she's a horrible person so it's more of a love/hate kind of thang

Or everyone could just stop being impatient little fuck nuggets all the time

But why do cats love to sit on paper?

These puns hertz me you guys

They also make great fur!

I did this for my gf but she got tired of having to find the magnifying glass to locate it when she was in the mood

No treadz on meh fam

So basically whenever someone trys to talk to me, ever

WELL FINE THEN

*takes a shit on the hammer