one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
Nothing 19 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Did you mean: My life?
Sorry to but in on the conversation, but who else does this:
"... I have an idea for a book." *a few minutes of furious writing* "This is the best idea in all of human history." *writing intensifies* "Let's read it back!"
*reads*
*re-reads*
"Well that was stupid." *burns idea in hell*
Sorry to but in on the conversation, but who else does this:
"... I have an idea for a book." *a few minutes of furious writing* "This is the best idea in all of human history." *writing intensifies* "Let's read it back!"
*reads*
*re-reads*
"Well that was stupid." *burns idea in hell*
Who else misses the bear in the big blue house ? 16 comments
Words to live by. 51 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
.... But Hood.... Anyone can change, right?
*gags as toast slams into back* *falls to knees* *shakily gets up*
Nope, you were right. *cocks shotgun* Sometoaster's gonna die. *turns around*
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*gags as toast slams into back* *falls to knees* *shakily gets up*
Nope, you were right. *cocks shotgun* Sometoaster's gonna die. *turns around*
The right way to break up 25 comments
Who else misses the bear in the big blue house ? 16 comments
Need this on my wardrobe 11 comments
Words to live by. 51 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*whispers* I tried... to make peace with a toaster... But the lies. Lies are all they ever tell! It said... That the numbers on the dial... Were MINUTES, not degree of toasted-ness! *wails* *hugs hood*
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I couldn't think of a title 21 comments
I volunteer as tribute! 5 comments
And as always, the last comment wins 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
No you can't be a character because I have this thing called a plot.
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clue...that's a paw 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Whose Clues?
Blues Clues!
We find another pawprint, that's our second clue! We put it in our notebook 'cause it's whose clues? Blues- BLUE! I was gonna eat those!
Blues Clues!
We find another pawprint, that's our second clue! We put it in our notebook 'cause it's whose clues? Blues- BLUE! I was gonna eat those!
That thought 4 comments
clue...that's a paw 12 comments
It's that time of year... 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
... I'm in a fandom.
*holds up thick book*
What? You thought that was the book I'm a fan of? No, no, that's my Christmas list. Volume one. The abridged version. Merchandise, people...
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*holds up thick book*
What? You thought that was the book I'm a fan of? No, no, that's my Christmas list. Volume one. The abridged version. Merchandise, people...
Roundtable Rival - Lidsey Stirling 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I mean, what even IS IT? It's an electric violin... with a horn amplifier?
EDIT- Having done some research... it appears to be called a Stroh Violin or Violinophone. But hers is gorgeous...
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EDIT- Having done some research... it appears to be called a Stroh Violin or Violinophone. But hers is gorgeous...
Roundtable Rival - Lidsey Stirling 9 comments
Makes me feel like a professional chef 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Who DOESN'T click the tongs? Two types of people, either you've clicked them or you're lying.
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This guy gets it 9 comments
How many cupcakes can Pedro buy with one human soul?"