one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
Following the first month of a long eared cat 148 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*likes post* *realises it's a rabbit* *scrolls down*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
*clicks like button again* *goes away scarred*
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
*clicks like button again* *goes away scarred*
When I smell my pie burning 9 comments
I feel so conflicted 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Hi Morelli! *throws rag away behind back* *nudges it into the fire* Good to see you too. I've been on less frequently lately. :)
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Edited 9 years ago
Lucky You, I'm Not Even In The Chart 67 comments
Please take your top off 10 comments
*gasp* 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKgtvYS6YVo
FOUND IT. Although I should warn you, your childhood is in grave danger.
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FOUND IT. Although I should warn you, your childhood is in grave danger.
*gasp* 5 comments
WTF even is this? 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I love the fact that between these 13 people they all have really, really good cosplays of ALL the doctors- but Nooo, doctor, nooo...
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what would you like to say :D 20 comments
A watch that puts the solar system on your wrist 39 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
"Dumbledore gave a great sniff as he took a golden watch from his pocket and examined it. It was a very odd watch. It had twelve hands but no numbers; instead, little planets were moving around the edge. It must have made sense to Dumbledore, though, because he put it back in his pocket and said, "Hagrid's late. ... ""
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poor Dino. 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I know. How is he supposed to wear that fabulous top hat now. He probably payed for that. :(
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Edited 9 years ago
ABC This Fall 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I'm going to write a book called the incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters. I promise. It's happening right now, it's in progress.
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what would you like to say :D 20 comments
Climbing door frames 42 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I've never even tried this. Is it... does... I don't... *glances suspiciously at doorframe*
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THAT'S SO SAD ;-; 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
They bought the baby shoes, but the baby never had a chance to wear them. We assume it's because the poor thing died...
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Damn communists curing cancer for free 27 comments
Teenagers *heavy breathing* 32 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*smashes padlock*
MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE, BUT NOT ME! Altogether now-
MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE, BUT NOT ME! Altogether now-
Anyone wanna go to a wedding with me? 27 comments
Really? 5 comments
Really j. K. Rowling? 15 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
It was not realised for many years why time travellers over great distances never survived their journeys. All such experiments have been abandoned since 1899, when Eloise Mintumble became trapped, for a period of five days, in the year 1402. Now we understand that her body had aged five centuries in its return to the present and, irreparably damaged, she died in St Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries shortly after we managed to retrieve her. What is more, her five days in the distant past caused great disturbance to the life paths of all those she met, changing the course of their lives so dramatically that no fewer than twenty-five of their descendants vanished in the present, having been “un-born”."
http://pottermore.wikia.com/wiki/Time-Turner
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http://pottermore.wikia.com/wiki/Time-Turner
Forget it.