one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
I Like This 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
It's okay. Real girls exist... Unfortunately we are vastly outnumbered, but we do exist.
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I Like This 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I know, but honestly. Who sat down to their computer and spent their time doing this?
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As an American with all this World Cup talk 10 comments
Never Help a Traitor 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I will never help you, Hans!
*muttering*
Destroying Anna's first love... talk about a frozen heart...
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*muttering*
Destroying Anna's first love... talk about a frozen heart...
Good guy strawberry 15 comments
Good guy strawberry 15 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Ah, strawberries... I'm going to buy so many-
$7 A PUNNET‽ GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.
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$7 A PUNNET‽ GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.
Welcome to the life of a bass player 26 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Yah, school orchestra. I've been playing violin since the age of four, and school only went to year seven (a primary school), so in year 4 I was in the senior orchestra...
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or it comes on on the radio 11 comments
Pretty cool 6 comments
i am Yzma 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Me neither. If you can still see ANY cake, you're not doing it right.
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I think that would scare me too... 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Ah, the Lonely Assassins...
The winners of Best Universal Jump-scares, 0000-Present.
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The winners of Best Universal Jump-scares, 0000-Present.
Welcome to the life of a bass player 26 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Best. Night. Ever. I was 10 at the time...
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Welcome to the life of a bass player 26 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I once played a violin piece for school orchestra
(third violin, the lowest of the low)
And the entire second page was semibreve tied open d's.
THE ENTIRE PAGE.
I couldn't be stuffed counting out the entire page of Ds, and so in rehearsals (it was a really big orchestra) I just quietly played my own awesome solo thing that I made up. I never learnt the counting, and so at the biggest performance of the year, I thought I was screwed, and then REALLY screwed because the CONDUCTOR who always picked on me because I was small and the youngest player in the whole thing, came and sat next to me. I basically decided I wasn't even going to TRY and count it out, and so I just played what I knew. I had the best time of my life, a whole page of my own solo with only me to hear it. Afterwards I saw him coming up to me and thought that that was the end. He said,
"Did you make that up?"
And I whispered
"Um... yes..."
and he said,
"It was really good."
And then walked off.
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(third violin, the lowest of the low)
And the entire second page was semibreve tied open d's.
THE ENTIRE PAGE.
I couldn't be stuffed counting out the entire page of Ds, and so in rehearsals (it was a really big orchestra) I just quietly played my own awesome solo thing that I made up. I never learnt the counting, and so at the biggest performance of the year, I thought I was screwed, and then REALLY screwed because the CONDUCTOR who always picked on me because I was small and the youngest player in the whole thing, came and sat next to me. I basically decided I wasn't even going to TRY and count it out, and so I just played what I knew. I had the best time of my life, a whole page of my own solo with only me to hear it. Afterwards I saw him coming up to me and thought that that was the end. He said,
"Did you make that up?"
And I whispered
"Um... yes..."
and he said,
"It was really good."
And then walked off.
i am Yzma 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
No, you're right, my secret is out... We're all secretly fictional characters in disguise. Don't tell anyone ;).
*tells entirety of Funsubstance*
Well... that was smart...
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*tells entirety of Funsubstance*
Well... that was smart...
Warm milk 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Yeah... You have to look REAL close... try looking in the glovebox, that's where I ALWAYS find them.
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This comic 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I always do this when I'm not concentrating...
"Oh, have a nice holiday!"
"You too!"
And the the silence and awkwardness reigns as I mentally berate myself...
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"Oh, have a nice holiday!"
"You too!"
And the the silence and awkwardness reigns as I mentally berate myself...
Blame it on my ADD, baby 28 comments
Warm milk 6 comments
Sick stick trick 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
The guy's face is just like, Yup, I do this every day, no big deal...
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Clever Disneyland 9 comments
Blame it on my ADD, baby 28 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
NO. Whatever gave you that idea? Pfft. A sale. Don't be ridiculous.
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That one song you were looking for 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I hate this.
"Oh, hey, what's your favourite song?"
"Oh, you know, that one sung by that guy"
-_- Very descriptive.
But I am guilty of this too.
:)
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"Oh, hey, what's your favourite song?"
"Oh, you know, that one sung by that guy"
-_- Very descriptive.
But I am guilty of this too.
:)
